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"Dating is the most useless and rotten attempt by completely worthless individuals to establish a faulty image for somebody they wish to impress in a desperate, neurotic need for attention. Unfortunately, these phony people actually impress each other and end up producing ugly, noisy, gargoyle-like children. The genetic deformities inherent in the hideous smiles of their children only indicate the fact that they, like their parents, have NO FUTURES."
-Wesley, on the usefulness of dating
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About NG Hatfield
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Happenstance, PA
School
Allegheny College
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My sense of humor can be summarized with one joke:
Q: Why does 6 hate 7?
A: Because 7 8 out 9.
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