College Quotes
"Santa Monica College is, like, so stupid. I mean, O to the M to the G, their slogan '#1 in transfers' is like totally telling the world that nobody wants to stay at their school. That's like Marketing 101: avoid negative publicity."
-From a sixth year senior at UCLA
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About NG Hatfield
Hometown
Happenstance, PA
School
Allegheny College
At a Glance
My sense of humor can be summarized with one joke:
Q: Why does 6 hate 7?
A: Because 7 8 out 9.
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Miracle Whip
By NG Hatfield | Nov 25, 2006
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Miracle Whip
(After the Atheist Poet Demands Response From God)
My mind's eye itches
and poof.
God is at the kitchen
table
eating a bologna
sandwich.
"On the bread," He says.
And I understand.
(After the Atheist Poet Demands Response From God)
My mind's eye itches
and poof.
God is at the kitchen
table
eating a bologna
sandwich.
"On the bread," He says.
And I understand.
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