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Vicky: This one time I was at James' house for like the 5th time and I found a fuckin' bathroom. And every time I stay there, I'm there for like a week or two! One day I opened a door and it was another bathroom! I was just like "WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS IS THE 8TH BATHROOM!"
Molly: Hahaha! Can you imagine being high and making that discovery?!
Vicky: I WAS!!!
Molly: Hahaha! I'm not surprised.
-On extended privacy
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About Nathan DeGraaf
Hometown
Tampa, FL by way of St. Louis, MO
School
University of South Florida
At a Glance
Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best.
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Hazel Eyed Enigma
He keeps his phone on vibrate
Because he doesn't want to be rude
To the same people he insults.
He oozes passion
But doesn't seem to care about anyone.
I've hated him
As much as I've loved him.
In a word, he is infuriating.
And that makes me insane.
I saw him three weeks ago
Making out with some miniskirt whore
In the back of some smoky, redneck
Country Bar.
Poor girl, I thought.
She just doesn't know.
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so the question remains, on whole, do you agree or disagree?
(was she a whore?)
Since I never fucked her, I'm saying no
She sounds just a little on the bitter side.
Sounds like she never got over you Nate!
Nathan:
Your eyes are brown, not hazel.
talk soon.
-Kev
Kev, I can't control someone else's interpretation of the facts, though to be fair, my DL says they're hazel (they change depending how close you are to me. The farther away, the browner they are, the closer the greener).
Anon, yes she did. All we ever did was fight. I think this was some kind of drunk thing but I figured y'all'd enjoy it.
So basically ... this is the perfect description of you?
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