Publish Post?

Quick, someone consult the breakup pool. Somebody's got a column to write.

It just so happens that I go crazy for guys with blonde body hair, Dutch eyes, that are geeky writers...

If you're gonna break up can you do it closer to June 4th??? I kinda want to try writing a comedy peice.

I dont see the problem.

It sounds like your both as screwed up as the other.

As log as neither of you outdo the other in the stuff-up stakes, you'll be fine.

And if you do, whoever is worse can move on to dating me, queen of screwing things up. So its all good from where im sitting!

1) grow a pair. girls arent always sure of things, and thats news?
2) girls who proposition people on the internet really freak me out.

that is all.

cmon nate,

it's not that girls aren't sure of things that bothers me. it's that by asking that question, she made me think, "holy shit, she has a point." It really fucked with me. Oh and last night Amy and I had zero conversations about this post. remember kids, communication is key.

Hmmm... so I guess now I know... hahahaha

Nate, I told you in the very beginning, you get OFF on the crazy girls.... I mean, if you were to be with a normal, stable, non-clingy girl, you'd have absolutely no excitement in your life. You secretly like taking care of her, and you like feeling like someone else needs you. But then again, you guys "break up" every weekend, so this is nothing new. She's probably just putting into words what she's been thinking since day one. I mean, seriously, look at my boyfriend, WHY THE HELL am I with him??? who knows, it remains one of life's unanswerable questions... You guys will have sex and be FINE by sunday.... then onto breaking up again next Friday... HAHAHA

Ashley, that was just harsh and untrue.

maybe you should like... tell her what you get out of being with her.

seems like that would clear things up.

bonus points if you tell her through a blog post.

Being fond of another person has so many dimensions. I don’t think it is possible to explain every one of them. Add to that the things we like in another that we aren't aware of. The whole process seems to me a form of subconscious selection. Why do we like anyone? We just do. This includes having a significant other whose faults we must have found tolerable. Otherwise, why would we have taken it so far?

Random sex is awesome, but it is random for a reason. Finding someone you want to spend a substantial part of your time with is a totally different thing. There has to be something there from the beginning that leads to forming a repeat performance.

"few women go for blond body hair, Dutch eyes, and geeky writers"

Uh...I think Amy was a tad mistaken.