It's Been a Blong, Blong Time

A Hollywood book signing with Mike Faerber, enjoy:

Only Fan - Hey Mike, my name's Aaron, I love your wri-
Mike - Aren't there supposed to be... more of you?
O.F. - Well, I can't speak for-
Mike - Really, I had at least 12 of you 6 months ago. I wonder if...
O.F. - So what's the new book about?
Mike - ... they're all stuck in the traffic that's on the way here. Hmm?
O.F. - I'd like a signed copy, so if you just give me one I'll buy it.
Mike - OH NO. I haven't written anything in like six months so yeah...
O.F. - You held a book signing without a book?
Mike - I thought you guys would like print out my blog or have titties or something.
O.F. - I stood up for you man. When the others said that a person who doesn't write has no advantage over the person that can't, I said No, no.
Mike - Aaron was it? With TWO A's? HAHAHA What did you want to make double sure you were first in the phonebook?
O.F. - MIKE ALWAYS COMES THROUGH, I said. HE'S PROBABLY GOT SOMETHING BIG IN THE WORKS. I SAID.
Mike - It's like I have to do something deserving of praise to have people praise me. That's messed up.
O.F. - THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME!!! C'MON!!!
Mike - Look I gotta go. I can't handle all this hero worship bullshit.
O.F. - YOU ARE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE EVER!
Mike - Well there's no doubt about that. Look at my fans. I never thought I'd be such a sell out.

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