College Quotes
"Dating is the most useless and rotten attempt by completely worthless individuals to establish a faulty image for somebody they wish to impress in a desperate, neurotic need for attention. Unfortunately, these phony people actually impress each other and end up producing ugly, noisy, gargoyle-like children. The genetic deformities inherent in the hideous smiles of their children only indicate the fact that they, like their parents, have NO FUTURES."
-Wesley, on the usefulness of dating
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About Mike Faerber
Hometown
Austin
School
University of Texas - Austin
At a Glance
Mike Faerber attends the University of Texas along with the 2005 National Champion Longhorn Football team. He majors in Radio-TV-Film or whatever major you say after he asks, "What’s your major?" Mike rarely skips class and almost hurls every time he takes a shot. In his off time, he gets naked, complains, and dreams of being a comic. Mike is funny. Mike isn’t very funny.
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Netflix
I had the Godfather checked out for probably 2 months on netflix, unable to find time to watch the 3 hour auteurist masterwork and thus unable to rent out more palatable fare such as American Dreamz.
Yet, I finally did watch it, and now as a result of conversing with the fellow yuk-yuk luvers in my Comedy Production class (part of the reason i've only had time for filming and drinking) I'm curious what movies/shows I could rent to spark a renewed interest in this Mail Box Office venture that is costing my parents $16 a month.
Here's a list of potentials:
- Scrubs
- Mr. Show
- Not Grey's Anatomy, Lost, or Nip/Tuck.
Mike's 30 second critique of the above shows:
Grey's - Laugh, Cry, Laugh, Cry... Menstruation!!!
Lost - OH SHIT A PLOT TWIST!!!!
Nip/Tuck - Look how fucked up we can be!
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