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Frank: Serious? Is it because you don't really see a whole lot of sharks?
Jon: No dude, I've seen 5 sharks in one dive before. Sharks are just chill, they just swim by you.
Frank: So they're like black guys? Everyone says they're gonna rob you and beat you up but when you walk past them, they just say "sup dawg" and go on with their day.
Steve: No. Sharks don't deal crack.
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Proper Hookup Etiquette :: Ask Nicole (College Advice)
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Ask Nicole
By staff writer Nicole McKaig
November 24, 2004
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Dear Nicole,
I am a girl. And all I want is physical sex with a dorm mate who lives four rooms down. But I never talk to him. Any tips on conversation starters that'll lead QUICKLY to sex?
-Kat
Dear Kat,
If you don't know him, the first step is to solicit a brief letter
of introduction from a mutual friend or acquaintance. Next, schedule an appointment with him during business hours. Present him with your document and explain that
you would like to attempt a DNA transaction. If he appears interested, give him your card and ask him to contact you at his earliest possible convenience. If he
hasn't contacted you within two weeks it is entirely appropriate to send a brief follow-up letter restating your proposition. If he still chooses not to respond,
consider this contact "cold" and move on to more promising prospects.
Sincerely,
Nicole
Dear Nicole,
How do you stop a girl from constantly following you around?
-BasketballPlayer
Dear Player,
Look, I wouldn't have followed you if you hadn't given me that line about being the Messiah, come to rebuild Solomon's temple. If you want to pick up chicks by
telling them you're Christ, be prepared to deal with the repercussions.
Sincerely,
Nicole
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Dear Nicole,
My girlfriend isn't a very sexual person. I want her to be more open to different things. How can I help this situation without hurting someone that I really do
care about?
-Crazypants
Dear CP,
Make sure the handcuffs are padded.
Sincerely,
Nicole
Dear Nicole,
I have a girl and this girl keep on poving to be higher than myself, but I want to convince her to come to my room. If she comes how would react or to have sex
with her without noticing what's on my mind.
-Austine
Dear Austine,
Let's be honest: We've all had dealings with girls who keep on poving to be higher than ourselves. But that shouldn't that stop us from having sex with them
without them noticing. Remember: If you believe in how would react, YOU are the one poving to be higher than HER. Think about it.
Sincerely,
Nicole
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