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May 2008
Real
Job vs. Bar Job |
5-5-08
Office jobs reward you with steady paychecks, business cards,
and paper clips. Bartending rewards you with whiskey shots.
April 2008
Sign
Me Up for Vice President
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4-28-08
Hmm, a job where doing nothing is not only encouraged, it's in
the job description? Sounds like I'm over-qualified, but I'll take
it!
The
Next Disgusting Women's Fashion Trend
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4-21-08
Designers have de-sexualized the female form for the last time
with this atrocious, awful and un-American style: high waist jeans
for girls.
Your
First Job: Are You Ready to Sell Out?
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4-14-08
Congratulations on finishing college! You may now begin staring
blankly at a computer for 8 hours a day. Every day. Bored to tears.
Drinking is Not a Young Man's Game
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4-7-08
You think you're so cool throwing back with your buddies? Listen
here, kiddie, alcohol is nothing new, and you've still got more to
learn.
March 2008
Get 'Em While They're Hot
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3-31-08
Unless you become rich, famous, or good-looking, never in your life
will you have access to hot college girls again. Act fast, limited
time offer!
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