I stopped paying attention to the upcoming election nonsense my country is currently puking onto the world. I guess I just grew tired of listening to a bunch of people try to prove they're the least sleazy liar with a bunch of money to burn and egos that know no limit. Read More »

It all started in a Korean apartment leasing office with my friend and his Korean girlfriend, who was translating stuff for me. "The manager says you can't flush toilet paper down toilet because plumbing is not good," his girlfriend relayed to me. "Yeah, that's not going to happen," I said. Read More »

Not only is Hitler the world's most famous dictator you love to hate, he was also a comedian! I searched around my old attic the other day and came across a priceless artifact: Adolf Hitler's stand-up comedy routine. Instead of selling this for millions of dollars (like I should) I decided to print it gratis for all you wonderful people.

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America is the land of opportunity, and since I took time off from my new home in Korea to visit my home country recently, I had the opportunity to see a ton of family, eat two tons of food, and have enough fun for three tons of human beings. Unfortunately, there was also some stuff I didn't do, and I totally regret it.

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SCENE: Every middle school dance I ever attended

KC: You know, on Saved by the Bell, at their dances they have punch and stuff.
Kid: That show sucks.
KC: Yeah, um, I think so too. Totally.
Kid: Look at that guy, dancing with a girl. What a fag. Read More »

My mom bought me The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo which I read and thought was alright. My mom apparently thought I thought the book was "awesome," so she gave me the second one, The Girl Who Played With Fire. Read More »

Like everybody, stress gets to me. Recently, I moved twice, quit two jobs, started a new one, and a bunch of other shit. Korea isn't known for its relaxing areas, but I really needed to chill out. I, like the mighty Samsung Galaxy S2 (or Android, as some people call it), am not dead; I just need to recharge my batteries for a few hours. Read More »

My Organs and I are back, writing about writing an "Organs and I" column. How meta, or postmodern or whatever.

KC: You know, people seem to really like these "Organs and I" columns.

BRAIN: It just goes to show, you're either a genius—

HEART: Or your fans have no taste. Read More »

I probably shouldn't ring the giant bell, but it's just so damn fun. While there's the immediate satisfaction of making a lot of noise, it serves a lot of purpose. The Buddhist monks at this temple have been doing it for a few hundred or thousands of years. I don't know, I can't really remember. But also, it alerts others that there are still people inside of the temple. Read More »

I didn't really think I'd find a calling as a professional mover, but many crews wanted me. You see, I wasn't always a glorious university professor and super duper popular PIC writer. I took a job moving people's stuff so I could save up money for school when I was just a lad of 20 years. Read More »

Every year I comment on my Halloween, my usually shitty costumes, other peoples' costumes, as well as the wacky stuff I see and do. Read More »

My mom and brother (Med Bot) visit Korea for some sightseeing, food, people, and general good times. This is my diary of the momentous occasion.

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My mom and brother (Med Bot) visit Korea for some sightseeing, food, people, and general good times. This is my diary of the momentous occasion.

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My mom and brother (Med Bot) visit Korea for some sightseeing, food, people, and general good times. This is my diary of the momentous occasion.

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My mom and brother (Med Bot) visit Korea for some sightseeing, food, people, and general good times. This is my diary of the momentous occasion.

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