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Deez Nupts 2010: DirtyFest, Part 2

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(We return to KC's Nuptial Adventure with Dirty Mike, KC's old college roommate.)

We were at a Chinese hall for a Chinese wedding. I was determined to stay relatively sober for this wedding, so I could remember it, given that I would be leaving the country in two weeks and wouldn't see my friends for a year. Read More »

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Deez Nupts 2010: DirtyFest

I go to a lot of weddings. Every year I write about the love, liquor, and languishing that goes on at the nuptials I attend. This year, I received an all-time low amount of wedding invitations. Mostly because my friends are all married (or hopeless), but also because I planned on moving to Korea. So this event would be my last wedding in America for a while. Read More »

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My American Bucket List

I just found this. In case you haven't been watching my every Tweet, blog, and step, I've relocated to the ROK—The Republic of Korea—for at least one year. But I needed to do some shit in America first. Here is my American Bucket List.

1. Go to a Baseball Game with My Brothers Read More »

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My Abridged Going Away Speech

So I left the USA—my home for 30 solid years—to teach English in the ROK (Republic of Korea). Moving made me sad. But, my friends threw a party! Read More »

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Dear Mom and Dad, Go Fuck Yourselves

From a letter written on March 23, 2026. Read More »
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The 10 Greatest Inventions for College Kids

10. Ice Headband

It's like a cold shower, for your skull. Just pop this fucker in the freezer and wear it when you're hungover. Instant cure!

9. Twitter Butt Plug Read More »

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My Organs and I Go to Vegas

Setup: KC and the Organ Gang find themselves in Las Vegas for a bachelor party.

Scene: KC and the Organs wait in line for the Spearmint Rhino.

JUNK: This is going to be great! We're going to see some hot Las Vegas boobs.

KC: I hate strip clubs. Read More »

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5 Practical Uses for Roofies

Okay, I know this title has the word "roofies" in it, and only assholes use roofies. Trust me, I've been accidentally roofied twice and it sucks majorly. But hear me out. I thought of some world-changing ideas for roofie usage—and not just so the creepy guy, backwards hat guy or well-dressed dickface guy can get laid to an unconscious person. Read More »

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Vegas Inventions, Part 2

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Howdy folks! Have you ever been to Las Vegas and wondered, "What show do I just need to see so I can brag to my friends?" "Where are all the hot Vegas strippers at?" "Why is kc writing another fucking Vegas Inventions? I thought that shitbird was supposed to write about college life?" Read More »

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Vegas Inventions: Making Sin City Even Better

Yep, time for more inventions. Only this time, they're not for you bratty college kids. They're for the bratty shitbirds who visit Las Vegas. It's true. The City of Sin has a lot of everything. 24/7 drinking. No open container law. A strip club on every block. Read More »

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Hey Future Employers

Hey future employers. How's it going? I see you're researching me for a future position in your company, firm, school, or burger joint. I just want you to know something. Yeah. I've drunk alcohol before. Give me a fucking break. You haven't? Read More »

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My Organs and I Go on a Job Interview

Scene: KC straightens his tie in the bathroom. He's prepping for the interview that may change his life for the better.

KC: I'm not going to lie, I feel good, I look great, and I'm going to rock this job interview like it's never been rocked before. Let's do a roll call: Hands?

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Embrace Your Girlfriend's Gay BFF

Have you ever noticed how good advice always sounds like the complete opposite of what you'd expect? Read More »

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Write as I Say, Not as I Do

It's been two years since I've been entertaining (or annoying) you, my faithful PIC readers and fans. Instead of blabbing about my favorite memories like this is a sorority instead of a website, I'm going to put down the most comprehensive writing guide I've ever, um, written. Just for you kids. Read More »

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My Organs and I Sleep

Scene: KC slumbers, but the Organ Gang still works.

BRAIN: You know, as big of a prick as he is, we should do something nice for KC.

JUNK: Like what? Asphyxiate ourselves?

BRAIN: No. Quit being a dick. There's got to be something nice we can do while he's asleep. Read More »

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