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Invite People You Don't Like to Your Super Bowl Party

Be different. Branch out from mainstream America. Throw a Super Bowl party this coming Sunday.

It's a novel idea. Read More »

Cole F.M.'s picture

7 of the Most Stupidly Expensive, Recently Sold Items on eBay

eBay has a magical function that allows you to see what any given item has sold for within the last three months. Read More »

Andrei Trostel's picture

Five Things I'm Looking Forward to in 2016

So here we are again, another year gone and we're all looking to the future. Oh stop it, you really shouldn't dwell in the past, just turn around and look at the future with me. No seriously, look over there. Do you see it? Read More »

Cole F.M.'s picture

Why Donald Trump's Hair Should Have You Worried

Trump's shitty, stupid hair is legitimately the single most frightening thing about him. I am in no way joking, and I promise I will clarify. But first, I want to say what might very well be the most controversial thing I've ever suggested:

Trump is a smart person. Read More »

Andrei Trostel's picture

We Wish You an Annoying Chistmas

'Tis the season again for being bombarded with really weird Christmas songs that we all sing along to, but haven't really given the underlying message a second thought. So you know what that means, it's time for overanalyzing another Christmas song that you can NEVER EVER hear again without your mind going to a very dark place. Read More »

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Revel in Pointlessness

Let's revel in pointlessness. I urge you to lick it like you would raw cookie dough out of a mixing bowl.

Appreciate pointlessness more. Too often it gets shunned and/or kicked to the curb like trash on a street. Undeservedly, it is saddled with a bad, misconstrued reputation. Read More »

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Three Easy Ways to Amass Article Rejections on Points in Case

For you masochist freelance writers out there, which includes all of you, I offer advice that will ensure Points in Case (aka Court) never publishes your writing again.

1. Tell Court he's a tool. Read More »

Sammy Sportface's picture

Letters for Hot Babes

Consider the letters of the alphabet. By now you should know all 26 letters. Some of them conjure up images of hot women, whereas others conjure up something else, or nothing at all.

Consider the following letters of the alphabet, and their relationship to women. Read More »

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3 Homemade Concoctions Baseball Players Can Use to Beat Steroids Tests

Devoid of weekly revelations about players getting busted using performance enhancing drugs, and then lying about it under oath on national TV, Major League Baseball is as dull as an office printer.

Sadly, the league's testing system has caught up with all the concoctions players have injected into their rumps. Read More »

Andrei Trostel's picture

Top 5 Sexiest Female Psychopaths/Sociopaths

Hot psychopath women in movies

Nothing says Happy Halloween like scantily clad, killer women that want nothing else than to massacre you with their sex appeal. Halloween is a special time of year that causes people to behave and act in ways that are seemingly out of character and downright deadly. Or are they? Read More »

Cole F.M.'s picture

9 MORE of the Nerdiest Cocktail Recipes

A while back I explored several of the internet's absolute best nerd-themed cocktails, because I have debilitating alcohol dependency issues, but you bastards just want to watch me drink myself into oblivion while I make butt and penis jokes for your amusement. Read More »

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Taking the High Road Isn't Nearly as Satisfying

Taking the high road has always been a difficult concept for me. It's like spitting on an opportunity the universe has given you to teach someone a lesson. The woman who cut you off in line at Starbucks spills her iced latte all over her white pants so why wouldn't you immediately empty the napkin dispenser in the garbage so she can't clean up? Read More »

Ashley Garmany's picture

Adulting: You're Doing It Wrong

I'm at the age now where I feel like I should've reached the level of full adulthood. Being an adult means a lot of things: being responsible, taking care of yourself, and financially discovering your footing. I often find myself asking, Where am I in the story of my life? Read More »

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Advice for Every Age from 1 to 20 Years Old

With my birthday less than a week away, and as the horrifying age of ** approaches like I would Kevin Bacon (barring the restraining order)... you know, slow at first as I don't want to startle him, but with increasing prowess and Kenny Loggins' "Footloose" playing in the background as I pounce... where was I going with this? Read More »

Cole F.M.'s picture

6 Popular TV Shows I've Never Seen, Summarized

Up until my recent injury (coma-inducing exhaustion brought on from sheer sexual fortitude), I haven't been a big TV watcher. I have not lived in a dwelling with any form of standard television access since I moved out of my parents' place five years ago, and even then, I'm pretty sure they didn't have anything other than basic antenna TV for the last couple of years. Read More »




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