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A showcase of one male's pathetic attempts to fight his basic instincts and grow up, despite the fact that the very idea makes him sick.
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A showcase of one male's pathetic attempts to fight his basic instincts and grow up, despite the fact that the very idea makes him sick.
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Archives: 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005
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- Girls are Like Food, Part 3: Desserts
- Your Guide to Writing Internet Humor
- The Dick Who Stole Valentine's Day
- How to Be a Good Boyfriend
- It's Twenty Ten, People
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