Monthly archives
July 2009
Celebrity Death Summer: The MenuJune 2009
Girls are Like Food, Part 2: The Main CourseFriendships: A Lesson for Females
May 2009
You're Not FreeHow to Eliminate Steroid Use in Major League Baseball
April 2009
I Love You (Now Shut Up)March 2009
How to Avoid the Friend Zone AltogetherFiring Back at Anti-Gun Laws
Pickled, But Not Soured
December 2008
Every Bowl Game Known to Man and the Women Who Love ThemJuly 2008
Girls are Like Food, Part 1: AppetizersMaking Sense of Fucking Stupid Sluts
Independence Day Activities for Dat Ass
June 2008
George Carlin's Lessons in BullshitThanks Dad
Introduction to Cunnilingus
Your Obligatory "Rejected Column Ideas" Column
May 2008
How to Be a Drug DealerThe Four Levels of Slut
A Man's Guide to Being a Dick
Unscrewing Up America
Think of the Flapjacks, People
How to Completely Emasculate a Man
Buzz Cut
You Make Us All Sorry















