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    Linnea: It can't just be any car. For me, it has to be a Mini Cooper.
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    Linnea: There wouldn't be enough space but I'd be pretty impressed.
    Frank: What if Matt Ryan did a handbrake turn, got out and said, "Yo, get in the back, let's fuck"?
    Linnea: Then that would totally make my day.
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