College Quotes
Pastor Short, Campus Crusader: I don't think you're trying hard enough. Would you rather go out, get drunk, and get laid on Saturday night, or go to church on Sunday morning?
Jeff: Whether or not I get laid on Saturday night determines if I need to go to church on Sunday.
Pastor Short: Really?
-On religious forthcomings
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Simultaneously titillating, repulsive, and insightful advice from a 237-year-old bisexual Civil War veteran hungry for love.
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Simultaneously titillating, repulsive, and insightful advice from a 237-year-old bisexual Civil War veteran hungry for love.
Recent Posts:
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