College Quotes
Nina: I could never understand someone robbing an old lady.
Ryan: It's just work, ya know? They have completely different faces, I learned that back when I used to prostitute.
Nina: ...What? You were a prostitute?
Ryan: Yeah, I used to be a prostitute but it was like 5 years ago.
Nina: Umm... so let me get this straight, you were a 15-year-old male prostitute... used to be.
Ryan: Yeah.
Nina: How?
Ryan: I used to finger middle schoolers for like 4 bucks a pop, 6 for fat chicks. And it was a high traffic business too, I had at least 3 regular customers... monthly.
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