College Quotes
Al: If we were stranded on a desert island I bet I could get you to suck my dick. YOU'D BE THIRSTY AND I'D BE THE MILKMAN!!!
Katie: Sorry, I'm lactose intolerant.
-Al, failing yet again
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About Thank Me Later
Reports and wisdom from a college grad lamenting the end of dining hall food, forbidden dorm sex, and a complete lack of responsibility.
Recent Posts:
Reports and wisdom from a college grad lamenting the end of dining hall food, forbidden dorm sex, and a complete lack of responsibility.
Recent Posts:
- Live Like a Buddhist Monk for $50
- My Organs and I Write an "Organs and I" Column
- My Buddhist Temple Stay Fighting Off Zombies
- Confessions to a Star Employee
- Halloween Headaches 2011
Recent Comments
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| Anonymous | Fuk Norputas...V.Sureños13 | How to Rob a House |
| Anonymous | Well if you class Scotsman | Why America is Better than England |
| Anonymous | they have females? | Why America is Better than England |
| Proud Yank | I think some Scottish girl | Why America is Better than England |
| Anonymous | "The Scots are known all | Why America is Better than England |
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Monthly archives
January 2012
Live Like a Buddhist Monk for $50December 2011
My Organs and I Write an "Organs and I" ColumnNovember 2011
My Buddhist Temple Stay Fighting Off ZombiesConfessions to a Star Employee
Halloween Headaches 2011
October 2011
10 Days in Korea (Part 4 of 4)10 Days in Korea (Part 3 of 4)
10 Days in Korea (Part 2 of 4)
10 Days in Korea (Part 1 of 4)
My Fighting Chances in Korea
September 2011
Gangs of BismarckJune 2011
KC's Cutest and Stupidest Childhood MomentsMay 2011
My Organs and I Teach SchoolSo You Pooped Your Pants
April 2011
My Organs and I Go to High SchoolTake a Deep Bow
March 2011
Failed Column Ideas from the Slush PileMy Organs and I Stay at Home
February 2011
KC vs. AcupunctureAll White People Look Alike
December 2010
The Man Calendar: 17 New Holidays for GuysMy Organs and I Watch Korean TV
Stuff I Learned the Hard Way
November 2010
The Brutal Run-In With Your ExIf the NFL Was More Like the WWE
October 2010
Master KC Meets His Bratface SonSeptember 2010
Teaching Job vs. Bar JobMy Organs and I Party in the ROK
Deez Nupts 2010: DirtyFest, Part 3
Deez Nupts 2010: DirtyFest, Part 2
August 2010
Deez Nupts 2010: DirtyFestMy American Bucket List
My Abridged Going Away Speech
June 2010
Dear Mom and Dad, Go Fuck YourselvesThe 10 Greatest Inventions for College Kids
My Organs and I Go to Vegas
May 2010
5 Practical Uses for RoofiesVegas Inventions, Part 2
Vegas Inventions: Making Sin City Even Better
April 2010
Hey Future EmployersMy Organs and I Go on a Job Interview
Embrace Your Girlfriend's Gay BFF
March 2010
Write as I Say, Not as I DoMy Organs and I Sleep
Rad New Inventions for College Kids, Part 2
Rad New Inventions for College Kids
February 2010
KC Travels Back in Time to Meet His Irish AncestorMy Organs and I Snowboard, Part 2
My Organs and I Snowboard, Part 1
Types of Music I Hate the Most
KC vs. Saint Peter: The Pearly Gates Challenge
January 2010
KC and a Priest Walk Into a BarMy Organs and I Turn 30
December 2009
Diary of a Hipster9 Shitty Movie Remakes I'd Be Cool With
Meet Your Meats: The Carnivore's Dilemma
KC Travels Back in Time to Meet His High School Self
November 2009
Cool People to Drink With, By ProfessionTexts From Last Night (To Myself)
What I Did When I Turned 18
My Organs and I Drive to Denver
October 2009
My Organs and I Return... From the DeadStoned Candy Adventure
Don't Date These People
11 Awesome Things About Being a Barback
Alumni Swim Team Snippets
September 2009
Drink Like a Man11 Awesome Things About Being a Bartender
Don't Be the Town Stoner
Deez Nupts 2009: Shipping Up to Boston
Deez Nupts 2009: The End of a Mother Effing Era
August 2009
The MySpace of SexThe Socially Acceptable Guide to Drinking Alone
Man, I Coulda Been a Porn Star
What Really Goes On in My Head During Sex: The Alphabet Game
July 2009
Fathers Be Bad to Your DaughtersThe Official KC FAQ
The Facebook of Sex
Narcotics Anonymous Goes to a Concert
June 2009
Bigger vs. Better: The Great Boob Debate20 Things I'm Sorry For, Sort Of
Eurotrash-Talking
A Serious Case of the Runs
May 2009
Dos and Don'ts of Going to a MovieMy Organs and I Go to Work (At a Bar)
Your Deities Vent at a Hotel Bar
April 2009
KC and NYC Get a DivorceRealistic Jobs for Liberal Arts Majors
My First Concert, Part 2: Dancing with the White Devil
My First Concert, Part 1: Precious Metal
My Littlest Brother Comes to the Big City
March 2009
My Best Advice on College ChicksThe Ugly Side of Fashion Week
Can We Not Talk About Me for a Change?
Interview with a Mugger
Brokeback Mountain II: Cocked and Loaded
February 2009
My Organs and I DetoxPornstar Post-Breakup Emails
January 2009
Pizza Delivery Boy ComplaintBar Job vs. Real Job
Relationship Talk with Grandpa Buck
Cold Remedies That Don't Really Work
December 2008
My Personal Helper MonkeyIt's Okay to F***
My Organs and I Hook Up (With a Girl), Part 2
My Organs and I Hook Up (With a Girl)
Goon for Hire
November 2008
Narcotics Anonymous Goes to the ParkBlack Dudes I'd Rather Have as President
Grand Theft Auto IV Diary
October 2008
My Organs and I Go to the HospitalNarcotics Anonymous
I Hail You Bloody Mary
KC's Nupts
Deez Nupts 2008: En Memoriam
September 2008
Let Me Be Your Special Needs BoyfriendMy Organs and I Go to a Game
August 2008
Die Before You Get Old (and Single)My Organs and I Go to Work
Getting Ink Done Right
The Gayest Fire Alarm Story Ever
July 2008
Hot Time in the City: Moving to NYC After GraduationMy Organs and I Wake Up
A Vacation from My Staycation
I'm the Most Famous Guy You Know
My Organs and I Go on a First Date, Part 2
June 2008
My Organs and I Go on a First DateDeez Nupts 2008: Monte's Revenge
Searching for Mrs. Freeman
9 Action Heroes Past Their Primes
This One's on Me
May 2008
Your First Job: Are You Ready to Sell Out?Drinking is Not a Young Man's Game
Thank Me Later
Get 'Em While They're Hot
Not to Sound Racist
Congratulations... You Idiots
Love is in the Air
Real Job vs. Bar Job
April 2008
Sign Me Up for Vice PresidentThe Next Disgusting Women's Fashion Trend
