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- My Organs and I Drive to Denver
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- Stoned Candy Adventure
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November 2009
Texts From Last Night (To Myself)What I Did When I Turned 18
My Organs and I Drive to Denver
October 2009
My Organs and I Return... From the DeadStoned Candy Adventure
Don't Date These People
11 Awesome Things About Being a Barback
Alumni Swim Team Snippets
September 2009
Drink Like a Man11 Awesome Things About Being a Bartender
Don't Be the Town Stoner
Deez Nupts 2009: Shipping Up to Boston
Deez Nupts 2009: The End of a Mother Effing Era
August 2009
The MySpace of SexThe Socially Acceptable Guide to Drinking Alone
Man, I Coulda Been a Porn Star
What Really Goes On In My Head During Sex: The Alphabet Game
July 2009
Fathers Be Bad to Your DaughtersThe Official KC FAQ
The Facebook of Sex
Narcotics Anonymous Goes to a Concert
June 2009
Bigger vs. Better: The Great Boob Debate20 Things I'm Sorry For, Sort Of
Eurotrash-Talking
A Serious Case of the Runs
May 2009
Dos and Don'ts of Going to a MovieMy Organs and I Go to Work (At a Bar)
Your Deities Vent at a Hotel Bar
April 2009
KC and NYC Get a DivorceRealistic Jobs for Liberal Arts Majors
My First Concert, Part 2: Dancing with the White Devil
My First Concert, Part 1: Precious Metal
My Littlest Brother Comes to the Big City
March 2009
My Best Advice on College ChicksThe Ugly Side of Fashion Week
Can We Not Talk About Me for a Change?
Interview with a Mugger
Brokeback Mountain II: Cocked and Loaded
February 2009
My Organs and I DetoxPornstar Post-Breakup Emails
January 2009
Pizza Delivery Boy ComplaintBar Job vs. Real Job
Relationship Talk with Grandpa Buck
Cold Remedies That Don't Really Work
December 2008
My Personal Helper MonkeyIt's Okay to F***
My Organs and I Hook Up (With a Girl), Part 2
My Organs and I Hook Up (With a Girl)
Goon for Hire
November 2008
Narcotics Anonymous Goes to the ParkBlack Dudes I'd Rather Have as President
Grand Theft Auto IV Diary
October 2008
My Organs and I Go to the HospitalNarcotics Anonymous
I Hail You Bloody Mary
KC's Nupts
Deez Nupts 2008: En Memoriam
September 2008
Let Me Be Your Special Needs BoyfriendMy Organs and I Go to a Game
August 2008
Die Before You Get Old (and Single)My Organs and I Go to Work
Getting Ink Done Right
The Gayest Fire Alarm Story Ever
July 2008
Hot Time in the City: Moving to NYC After GraduationMy Organs and I Wake Up
A Vacation from My Staycation
I'm the Most Famous Guy You Know
My Organs and I Go on a First Date, Part 2
June 2008
My Organs and I Go on a First DateDeez Nupts 2008: Monte's Revenge
Searching for Mrs. Freeman
9 Action Heroes Past Their Primes
This One's on Me
May 2008
Get 'Em While They're HotNot to Sound Racist
Congratulations... You Idiots
Love is in the Air
Real Job vs. Bar Job
April 2008
Sign Me Up for Vice PresidentThe Next Disgusting Women's Fashion Trend
