College Quotes
Al: If we were stranded on a desert island I bet I could get you to suck my dick. YOU'D BE THIRSTY AND I'D BE THE MILKMAN!!!
Katie: Sorry, I'm lactose intolerant.
-Al, failing yet again
PIC Sponsors Add your link »
About The Strumpet's Trumpet
An enchanting collection of real-life tales from the sexy, fast-paced lifestyle of a bachelorette with a knack for kicking up the dirt.
Recent Posts:
An enchanting collection of real-life tales from the sexy, fast-paced lifestyle of a bachelorette with a knack for kicking up the dirt.
Recent Posts:
- The Wrath of the Knitting Needle
- eDisharmony: Does Online Dating Really Sound So Bad?
- A Singleton's Guide to Valentine's Day
- The Colletti Clingers: Men Unable to Be Single
- Dining with White Trash Snobs
Recent Comments
| Author | Comment | Article |
|---|---|---|
| Anonymous | utah is predominantly full | How to Be a Drug Dealer |
| Anonymous | Fuk Norputas...V.Sureños13 | How to Rob a House |
| Anonymous | Well if you class Scotsman | Why America is Better than England |
| Anonymous | they have females? | Why America is Better than England |
| Proud Yank | I think some Scottish girl | Why America is Better than England |
| Anonymous | "The Scots are known all | Why America is Better than England |
more
Monthly archives
April 2010
The Wrath of the Knitting NeedleFebruary 2009
eDisharmony: Does Online Dating Really Sound So Bad?January 2009
A Singleton's Guide to Valentine's DayThe Colletti Clingers: Men Unable to Be Single
December 2008
Dining with White Trash SnobsSeptember 2008
How to Conduct a SéanceThe Five Stages of DUI Grief
August 2008
Celebrity Sex Tape ReviewJune 2008
Hollywood's Creepiest FathersMay 2008
Pie Crime RevengeScattered, Mothered and Covered
Wining from a Castle
The Strumpet's Trumpet
Operation Tonsil Hockey
Knowing Your League Post-College
Probing The Girls Next Door
MySpace Rehab
The Tale of the Vile Irishman
Swabbing the Poop Deck
Breakfast, Lunch and Thinner
A Letter to My Neighbor, Shamu
Knowing Your League in College
Knowing Your League in High School
Your Guide to Celebrity Gossip Sites
My Dance Dance Resolution
Dumpster Diving: The Small Town Man Hunt
Permission to Fart Freely
Geriatric Holiday Incest
Manford Has a Limp Dick
Trey Parker: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Queen of The Hills
I Love New York
Sarah's Valentine's Day Disasters
Roofies Slippers: No Place Like Home
Queefing on Command
Prank Calling for Dummies
Brangelina's Wedding Day Story!
