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Joe: Can I bum a couple smokes off you, man?
Tim: Yeah but you owe me, bro.
Joe: I know.
Josh: You need a cigarette?
Joe: Not now, I just got a couple from Tim. But I'll totally ask you for some later so you don't feel left out.
-On the social dynamics of dying slowly together
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Monthly Archives: 2009, 2008
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- Episode 15: Everything Butt Revenge
- Episode 14: Something About Mary
- Episode 13: Do Vegans Swallow?
- Episode 12: Clean and Jerk My Crotch
- Episode 11: Special Needs
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