Monthly archives
May 2012
The Rapeocalypse: Official PIC Contest RulesApril 2012
From First to Last Note: Skrillex Drops It HardWhen You See Samantha, You'll Shit a Brick
March 2012
Probably Somebody is WatchingRolling in Her Deep
February 2012
Black Monday: The Day After the Super BowlJanuary 2012
Things I'm Looking Forward to in 2012December 2011
The Little Drummer Boy Gets Fucked AgainFive Things That Seem Much Bigger Than They Really Are
October 2011
The Idea of the Apocalypse Has Never Been So WrongiSorry, But Steve Jobs was a Dick
September 2011
Facebook Redesign for DummiesAugust 2011
I Know What You Didn't Do Last WeekThe Creepy Art of the Female Bathroom Ninja
July 2011
Google, Plus a Whole Lot of HypeJune 2011
Top Ten Most Annoying DriversMay 2011
The Catholic Church Finally Gets Anal About Sexual AbuseApril 2011
Oh Shit, I'M the AssholeI'm Buggin' Over Stink Bugs (Halomorpha halys)
March 2011
Get Out of My Comment BoxWhy Do Men Still Pee Standing Up?
February 2011
What the Hell is Up with Roadside Memorials?What is the Best Remedy for Dealing with VD?
January 2011
Five People to Mess with in Coffee ShopsThings I'm Looking Forward to in 2011
December 2010
Going Down? The Epic Struggle Between God and LuciferWords and Phrases I Often Use Incorrectly
November 2010
I'm Buggin' Over Cave Crickets (Rhaphidophoridae)October 2010
Top 10 Things Hotels Make Me Want to Do, Part TwoTop 10 Things Hotels Make Me Want to Do, Part One
September 2010
An Ode to Ashley Garmany's PikachuPictionary Intervention
August 2010
Top 5 Things I Like to Do When I'm SickJuly 2010
Fuck That Fucking Jacuzzi: The Truth about Mel GibsonFacebook Events: Apparently I'm Not Invited to Understand Them
June 2010
Men vs. Women: Which is the More Sexual Gender?Men vs. Women: Which is the More Emotional Gender?
Don't Worry New Hampshire, You Still Get Blown in a Big Way
May 2010
Marriage Stinks!Scents and Sensibility: The Lemon-Pine War
April 2010
Top 5 Reasons Americans are So Rude5 Gum: Apparently I'm Chewing It Wrong
How to Get Started @Twitter
Guerrilla Knitting? Knitta Please!
March 2010
Does Viagra Work on Normal, Healthy Men?The Five Types of Morning Coffee Crazies
Don't Worry New Hampshire, You Still Blow in a Big Way
February 2010
The Top 5 Things I Don't Understand About Men and CarsAre You There God? It's Me, Andrei
January 2010
Roxxxy, The World's First Lifeless Sex RobotThe Middle East Has a Huge Cock
2010 Can Suck It
December 2009
The Day Jesus Apparently Became a PaganFuck The Little Drummer Boy, Pa Rum Pum Pum Pum
Top Ten Reasons to Panic about Putin
November 2009
You're Not Just Paying for Lip ServiceLadies, Stop Cutting Your Hair!
Top Ten Places Sex is Overrated, Part 2
October 2009
Top Ten Places Sex is OverratedSplitting the Check Makes Me Want to Split Your Skull
Cure for the Bible Bump
Do You Want to be My Personal Penguin?
There's Something About Mary Hair Gel Debacle of 1998
September 2009
Consumer Reports Wants Me to Kill YouWomen Really ARE Stupid!
The Fire Department Mocks Us!
Spell Chceker is Agiasnt Me!
August 2009
Men Really ARE Stupid!Top Ten Most Annoying Cell Phone Habits
Gillette: The Least a Man Can Expect
Raining Tadpoles in Japan? Now That's News to Me!
July 2009
Daft Thunk: An Open Letter to AnonymousHow I Avoided Every Apocalypse Since 1982
Top Ten Most Disturbing Commercials (And the Companies to Avoid)
Militant Simians Aren't Just Throwing Shit Anymore
The Painful Truth is Out There







