Monthly archives

May 2012

The Rapeocalypse: Official PIC Contest Rules

April 2012

From First to Last Note: Skrillex Drops It Hard
When You See Samantha, You'll Shit a Brick

March 2012

Probably Somebody is Watching
Rolling in Her Deep

February 2012

Black Monday: The Day After the Super Bowl

January 2012

Things I'm Looking Forward to in 2012

December 2011

The Little Drummer Boy Gets Fucked Again
Five Things That Seem Much Bigger Than They Really Are

October 2011

The Idea of the Apocalypse Has Never Been So Wrong
iSorry, But Steve Jobs was a Dick

September 2011

Facebook Redesign for Dummies

August 2011

I Know What You Didn't Do Last Week
The Creepy Art of the Female Bathroom Ninja

July 2011

Google, Plus a Whole Lot of Hype

June 2011

Top Ten Most Annoying Drivers

May 2011

The Catholic Church Finally Gets Anal About Sexual Abuse

April 2011

Oh Shit, I'M the Asshole
I'm Buggin' Over Stink Bugs (Halomorpha halys)

March 2011

Get Out of My Comment Box
Why Do Men Still Pee Standing Up?

February 2011

What the Hell is Up with Roadside Memorials?
What is the Best Remedy for Dealing with VD?

January 2011

Five People to Mess with in Coffee Shops
Things I'm Looking Forward to in 2011

December 2010

Going Down? The Epic Struggle Between God and Lucifer
Words and Phrases I Often Use Incorrectly

November 2010

I'm Buggin' Over Cave Crickets (Rhaphidophoridae)

October 2010

Top 10 Things Hotels Make Me Want to Do, Part Two
Top 10 Things Hotels Make Me Want to Do, Part One

September 2010

An Ode to Ashley Garmany's Pikachu
Pictionary Intervention

August 2010

Top 5 Things I Like to Do When I'm Sick

July 2010

Fuck That Fucking Jacuzzi: The Truth about Mel Gibson
Facebook Events: Apparently I'm Not Invited to Understand Them

June 2010

Men vs. Women: Which is the More Sexual Gender?
Men vs. Women: Which is the More Emotional Gender?
Don't Worry New Hampshire, You Still Get Blown in a Big Way

May 2010

Marriage Stinks!
Scents and Sensibility: The Lemon-Pine War

April 2010

Top 5 Reasons Americans are So Rude
5 Gum: Apparently I'm Chewing It Wrong
How to Get Started @Twitter
Guerrilla Knitting? Knitta Please!

March 2010

Does Viagra Work on Normal, Healthy Men?
The Five Types of Morning Coffee Crazies
Don't Worry New Hampshire, You Still Blow in a Big Way

February 2010

The Top 5 Things I Don't Understand About Men and Cars
Are You There God? It's Me, Andrei

January 2010

Roxxxy, The World's First Lifeless Sex Robot
The Middle East Has a Huge Cock
2010 Can Suck It

December 2009

The Day Jesus Apparently Became a Pagan
Fuck The Little Drummer Boy, Pa Rum Pum Pum Pum
Top Ten Reasons to Panic about Putin

November 2009

You're Not Just Paying for Lip Service
Ladies, Stop Cutting Your Hair!
Top Ten Places Sex is Overrated, Part 2

October 2009

Top Ten Places Sex is Overrated
Splitting the Check Makes Me Want to Split Your Skull
Cure for the Bible Bump
Do You Want to be My Personal Penguin?
There's Something About Mary Hair Gel Debacle of 1998

September 2009

Consumer Reports Wants Me to Kill You
Women Really ARE Stupid!
The Fire Department Mocks Us!
Spell Chceker is Agiasnt Me!

August 2009

Men Really ARE Stupid!
Top Ten Most Annoying Cell Phone Habits
Gillette: The Least a Man Can Expect
Raining Tadpoles in Japan? Now That's News to Me!

July 2009

Daft Thunk: An Open Letter to Anonymous
How I Avoided Every Apocalypse Since 1982
Top Ten Most Disturbing Commercials (And the Companies to Avoid)
Militant Simians Aren't Just Throwing Shit Anymore
The Painful Truth is Out There

June 2009

McDonald's Fucks You at the Drive-Thru!