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Rob: I thought everyone was going to the Dog's Bullocks?
Kyle: Well, no one's leaving yet.
Rob: Guess we'll have to pull the fire alarm to get everyone out. Why do we have to be the responsible ones all the time?
-On sparking a movement
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The humbling account of one girl's journey through singledom as she pursues new adventures and relationships, yet always ends up fucking herself in the end.
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The humbling account of one girl's journey through singledom as she pursues new adventures and relationships, yet always ends up fucking herself in the end.
Recent Posts:
- It's a Right-Hander's World, I'm Just Living in It
- 10 Things Customers Expect of You, The Person with a Shitty Job
- Valentine's Day, Take Two
- Tough Life Lessons from My Father
- The Night My Car Got Towed and I Pissed the Living Room Floor
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Monthly archives
March 2012
It's a Right-Hander's World, I'm Just Living in ItFebruary 2012
10 Things Customers Expect of You, The Person with a Shitty JobValentine's Day, Take Two
Tough Life Lessons from My Father
January 2012
The Night My Car Got Towed and I Pissed the Living Room FloorDecember 2011
Happy 1-Year Anniversary, SelfNovember 2011
Why Thanksgiving is My Favorite HolidayOctober 2011
Masturbation: A Love StorySeptember 2011
America the Vaguely Beautiful, Part 2America the Vaguely Beautiful, Part 1
August 2011
Men: The Inferior GenderDo Blondes Really Have More Fun?
LA-Bound: Onward and Acrossward
July 2011
Back in the SaddleJune 2011
A Ballad to BeerHow to Get Laid
The Womanly Freedoms of Summertime
Ashley's Celebrity "To Do" List
May 2011
Ashley Goes to the UrologistLong Distance Relationship Sex
The First Date Curse
April 2011
Adventures in Airline TravelMan Up, Ladies
Why I'm Never Having Kids
March 2011
The Real World: PoorvilleLifetime Movie Titles: The Ashley Garmany Interpretation
My Bachelor's Degree in Bullshitting
February 2011
Ashley Goes to the GynecologistDear Diary: Here's What I Did on Valentine's Day
The Five Levels of Female Underwear Emergency
January 2011
Pain is Beauty: The Tribulations of Being a WomanHow to Spot a Fake Orgasm
The Great Female Weight Debate
