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A drunk, R-rated version of Chicken Soup for the Soul from the intoxicating and irreverent mind of a professional frat guy.
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Monthly Archives: 2009, 2008
Recent Posts:
A drunk, R-rated version of Chicken Soup for the Soul from the intoxicating and irreverent mind of a professional frat guy.
Subscribe to Allen's column RSS feed
Monthly Archives: 2009, 2008
Recent Posts:
- How to Use Your Brain to Get Laid (The Limbic System)
- Guys' Night Out Rating Scale (1-5 Stars)
- Hangover Rating Scale (1-5 Stars)
- The 10 Weirdest Places People I Know Have Woken Up Drunk, Part Deux
- The 10 Weirdest Places People I Know Have Woken Up Drunk
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 10 Rules for Picking Your March Madness Bracket#1 Ignore ESPN. #2 Fuck Duke. |
 How to Compare Girls to DessertsHint: The Ice Cream Cake has fake tits. |
 Four Steps to Becoming a Successful StalkerShe'll learn to love you, eventually. |
 How to Kick Ass at Fantasy Baseball and Have Fun Doing ItLet the random shit-talking begin. |
 Your Guide to Writing Internet HumorThe tricks up a writer's sleeve. |
 The Top 5 Things I Don't Understand About Men and CarsWhat drives a man to ditch all logic? |
Monthly archives
May 2009
How to Use Your Brain to Get Laid (The Limbic System)Guys' Night Out Rating Scale (1-5 Stars)
Hangover Rating Scale (1-5 Stars)
April 2009
The 10 Weirdest Places People I Know Have Woken Up Drunk, Part DeuxThe 10 Weirdest Places People I Know Have Woken Up Drunk
When Fucked-Up Things Happen to People Who Kind of Deserve It
March 2009
Drunken Suggestion Box: Beer, Liquor, Friday Night and PenisPolice Don't Take Kindly to Attempted Hoboslaughter
Equal Rights: An Inspiring Story of One Man's Fight for Women's Equality
February 2009
Cold Beer in Cans (A Dr. Seuss Collaboration)Why Vincent Van Gogh Cut Off His Ear
The Medulla Oblongata: Your Brain's Penis
Beware the Charging Ram
January 2009
Wasted OpportunitiesNew Book on Drinking Games is "The Shit," Report Old White Guys in Lab Coats
13 Fictional Characters and What They Would Do Under the Influence, Round II
13 Fictional Characters and What They Would Do Under the Influence
December 2008
Top 10 ListsAsk Mister Drinker Man!
Drunk Girl vs. Pregnant Girl
Drunken Personality Study: "I Am Not Drunk" Guy
Six Everyday Conversations Under Alcohol-Induced Honesty, Round II
November 2008
Birth is Not a MiracleFamous Moments in Alcohol: How the Question Mark was Formed
Famous Moments in Alcohol: Why #1 is the Best Even Though It's the Lowest Number
Famous Moments in Alcohol: Why Dice Have Six Sides
October 2008
Famous Moments in Alcohol: Awesomely Alcoholic AmericansSeven Epic Drunk Dials, Round 2
Drunken Drive-Thrus
