College Quotes
Nina: I could never understand someone robbing an old lady.
Ryan: It's just work, ya know? They have completely different faces, I learned that back when I used to prostitute.
Nina: ...What? You were a prostitute?
Ryan: Yeah, I used to be a prostitute but it was like 5 years ago.
Nina: Umm... so let me get this straight, you were a 15-year-old male prostitute... used to be.
Ryan: Yeah.
Nina: How?
Ryan: I used to finger middle schoolers for like 4 bucks a pop, 6 for fat chicks. And it was a high traffic business too, I had at least 3 regular customers... monthly.
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About Against Your Will
An eloquent disposition on the experiences and people inherent to college life from the perspective of an outright asshole.
Recent Posts:
An eloquent disposition on the experiences and people inherent to college life from the perspective of an outright asshole.
Recent Posts:
- The End of the Blue Book?
- How Girlfriends Ruin Birthdays
- Table Tennis According to Tricky Dick
- Sunk Costs and My Broken Garbage Disposal
- Indecent Proposal, Part 2 - The Fart Fetish Negotiation
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| Proud Yank | I think some Scottish girl | Why America is Better than England |
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Monthly archives
July 2009
The End of the Blue Book?June 2009
How Girlfriends Ruin BirthdaysTable Tennis According to Tricky Dick
May 2009
Sunk Costs and My Broken Garbage DisposalJanuary 2009
Indecent Proposal, Part 2 - The Fart Fetish NegotiationDecember 2008
Indecent Proposal, Part 1September 2008
My Fey Cock was RightJuly 2008
Cat vs. Dog Owners: A Scientific AnalysisHow to Get Through Life in 10 Stages
June 2008
The Smoke Fort, Chapter 2The Smoke Fort, Chapter 1
The Gift of Farting on Command, Part 3
The Gift of Farting on Command, Part 2
Dear Fucks at Edy's Ice Cream
May 2008
Against Your WillLove Stinks: Analyzing the Plague of Modern Relationships
Why Movie Remakes and Sequels Suck
Official Guide to Going Back to College
The Lab Rats and the Eye Piper
The White Rhino and the Honey Bird Nuggets
Jesus and the Dragon Bong
Jesus and Berg Pull a Fast One
The Land Before Instant Porn Load Times
Overtime at the Hospital
How to Crash a Party
My Life as a Eunuch
Tum-Tum and the Pirate Whore
Open Heart Perjury
This Column is Rated Family Un-Friendly
Women for Dummies!
Punnany Econ 101
How to Break Up with a Girl
The Fire Within Me, Chapter 2 of 5
Beer Goggles 2.0
On Male, Drunken Violence
You're Dead, Fatboy!
The Fire Within Me, Chapter 1 of 5
The Fire Within Me, Chapter 3 of 5
Facebook Pictures: The Height of Voyeurism
If Halo 3 Was a Woman, I Would Marry Her
Slutty Halloween Costume Theories
Please Do Not Save the Drowning Dolphins
2007 Video Games of the Year
Enforced Amenorrhea in 2008!
How to Call a Girl
Mario Kart Wii Review
The Fire Within Me, Chapter 5 of 5
The Gift of Farting on Command
The Fire Within Me, Chapter 4 of 5
