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An eloquent disposition on the experiences and people inherent to college life from the perspective of an outright asshole.
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Monthly Archives: 2009, 2008, 2007
Recent Posts:
An eloquent disposition on the experiences and people inherent to college life from the perspective of an outright asshole.
Subscribe to Jonathan's column RSS feed
Monthly Archives: 2009, 2008, 2007
Recent Posts:
- The End of the Blue Book?
- How Girlfriends Ruin Birthdays
- Table Tennis According to Tricky Dick
- Sunk Costs and My Broken Garbage Disposal
- Indecent Proposal, Part 2 - The Fart Fetish Negotiation
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| Anonymous | I can...well...sort of | How to Get the Most Out of a Massage Parlor Visit |
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 How to Compare Girls to DessertsHint: The Ice Cream Cake has fake tits. |
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Monthly archives
July 2009
The End of the Blue Book?June 2009
How Girlfriends Ruin BirthdaysTable Tennis According to Tricky Dick
May 2009
Sunk Costs and My Broken Garbage DisposalJanuary 2009
Indecent Proposal, Part 2 - The Fart Fetish NegotiationDecember 2008
Indecent Proposal, Part 1September 2008
My Fey Cock was RightJuly 2008
Cat vs. Dog Owners: A Scientific AnalysisHow to Get Through Life in 10 Stages
June 2008
The Smoke Fort, Chapter 2The Smoke Fort, Chapter 1
The Gift of Farting on Command, Part 3
The Gift of Farting on Command, Part 2
Dear Fucks at Edy's Ice Cream
May 2008
How to Crash a PartyHow to Call a Girl
Mario Kart Wii Review
The Fire Within Me, Chapter 5 of 5
The Gift of Farting on Command
The Fire Within Me, Chapter 4 of 5
