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Rob: I thought everyone was going to the Dog's Bullocks?
Kyle: Well, no one's leaving yet.
Rob: Guess we'll have to pull the fire alarm to get everyone out. Why do we have to be the responsible ones all the time?
-On sparking a movement
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About The Lady's Shave
The dark, satirical thoughts of a lady's man with a creative mind for getting into and out of your pants without your knowledge.
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The dark, satirical thoughts of a lady's man with a creative mind for getting into and out of your pants without your knowledge.
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- Buttsex to the Future, Act I
- How to Make Your Pussy Taste and Smell Better
- Jesus and the Three Miracles From the Gospel of Donald Y. Loma
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October 2008
My Last ColumnJuly 2008
Spoon of OpiumJune 2008
Buttsex to the Future, Act IMay 2008
The Lady's ShaveHow to Make Your Pussy Taste and Smell Better
Jesus and the Three Miracles From the Gospel of Donald Y. Loma
Never Ask a Woman...
The Worst Sexual Encounter in My Fucking Life
The Comedy of King Xavier
The Coat Hanger Blues
The True Female Orgasm: A Story
A Guide to Getting Girls to Kiss... EACH OTHER!
An Idiot's Guide to Her Sexual History
The Lady's Aftershave
Erections vs. Periods
Why All Ex-Girlfriends are Whores
Just US Girls!: The New Army Recruiting Video
What Kind of Rapist are You?
My Miserable Life
Courtowulf, Part I: The Death of Ali Wisch
Andy Warhol Goes Up in Flames, Part 1
Andy Warhol Goes Up in Flames, Part 2
Let's Improve Our Sex Life, Bitches
Lose Your Virginity...Today!
NG Hatfield's Sketch-Comedy Rock Show
Don't Date Him Guuuurl! (Dot Com)
Steve Hill is an Asswipe: The Plagiarism Scandal!
Code Name: Turkey Baster Chipmunk
How to Get Your Redwings, In Good Taste
The Mind of a Dating Guy
An Idiot's Guide to Preventing Intervention
The History of Sex
Effigy (Part 1 of 5)
Crazy Girlfriend
Kings and Pawns Part I: The Slump
How I Met My Wife
Proper Use of Ejaculatory Slang: Male Finishing School, Part I
Give This Story a Title
Eighteen Happy Stories in Short
Done in 60 Seconds
Silk, Part II
To the Motherfucker Who Stole My iPod
Reverse Holocaust
Silk
Cafeteria Woman Lands 8-Page Spread in Hustler Magazine
Rain to Snow
Celebrity (Part 1 of 5)
Please, Fuck My Friend
An Idiot's Guide to Woman Management
On Burning in Hell
A Suicide Story, Part II
Being Classy and Shit
How to Tell If Your Girlfriend is Lying
A Suicide Story
More Hooker for Your Money
I'm Your Commercial Star, Vol. 1
Little Bear
An Idiot's Guide to Beating Your Wife
I Hope They Serve Talent in Hell
A Christmas Present
The Bible of Porn
The Summer Slaughter
Amateur Porn with Dave and Jake
Hey, You're an Internet Asshole! (Yay for You!)
Can a Brotha Get a Suicide?
Suck My Cock, Bitch: The Airtight Argument
A Cannibal's Guide to Eating Pussy
PBS: Pretend it's Butt Sex
WVU's Homecoming...on Your Face
The Soles of Man
To the Students of WVU
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Cliché
A Divine Encounter of the Green Kind
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Rock 'n' Roll Won't Never Die
Nautilus
Boy-Shaman
The Voyeur's Prayer
