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"A holiday is an occasion where everyone you have ever known and loved ridicules you for being a failure, you occasionally cry uncontrollably, and sometimes those who ridicule eat your food, justified by the fact that you are STILL a failure."
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Watch My Cousin on FOX!
It's so weird that Paul's cousin is going to be on FOX the same week mine is. I'm not sure what day he's going to be on, but if you're a regular FOX watcher, I'm sure you'll see him. He's so excited I bet he's just pacing back and forth over the same three feet. Just in case you are watching, I've attached a picture so you know what to look for.
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Labels: COPS, If you do laugh you're racist, If you don't laugh it's a black thing
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