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'Til Death Do Us Party (Comic)
Posted November 25th, 2008 by Xavier Holland
Dirty Painties are back. For now.
8 Comments
That's fucking funny
Agreed. Hilarious.
Dirty. Painties. Hahahaha. I get it! That's funny, dude. Thumbs up.
Thumb up (I lost a thumb in a lawnmower 'accident')
You are nothing if not a class act, X. Nice work.
Two thumbs down (it's the best a suicide can get)
this totally made my day.
Touching...i'm going to call my dad now
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