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Frank: Holy shit, this is the first time I see a proper application of a mathematic concept in real life. Take this party for example. The entry is $15 and it's all you can drink. So your first beer costs $15 but each subsequent beer you drink brings the cost down until you reach an asymptote where it becomes virtually zero but not quite.
Nick (engineering student): I'm surprised you're in English Lit and you understand what an asymptote is.
-On saving by drinking
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(Post a comment)Dirty. Painties. Hahahaha. I get it! That's funny, dude. Thumbs up.















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