About Deus X Machina
Satire, horoscopes, standup comedy, musings, and rants.
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Recent Posts:
Satire, horoscopes, standup comedy, musings, and rants.
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Recent Posts:
- Ice Pick Usage
- Fuck You, Bill Simmons
- Porn is Terrible, Part II (And You Enjoy Rape)
- Pointless Rap Beef
- Porn is Terrible, Part I
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About Xavier Holland
Hometown
New York, NY
School
Pomona College
At a Glance
"I'll make all the time feel like naked time."
8 Comments
(Post new comment)That's fucking funny
Agreed. Hilarious.
Dirty. Painties. Hahahaha. I get it! That's funny, dude. Thumbs up.
Thumb up (I lost a thumb in a lawnmower 'accident')
You are nothing if not a class act, X. Nice work.
Two thumbs down (it's the best a suicide can get)
this totally made my day.
Touching...i'm going to call my dad now
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