The Game
Recently, my baby-faced Asian pal, KC "Krazy Casey" Freeman wrote his always entertaining series of questions. It's titled Just Curious. You should totally read it and answer his questions.
Anyway, one of them was "what's the stupidest thing you've ever gambled on?" The answer, undoubtedly, is the insipid-yet-fascinating game some of my chums (that's British for small fish) and I were wont to play during those inevitable schoolday lulls.
We would find a large school, pick a female sports team, and throw in a buck or two. Most of the schools have rosters listed, and each name has a link to a picture of the athlete named. The game, simply, is to pick the hottest girl based solely on her name. The winner would take the entire pot, and the game would start over.
I suppose it's of note that I went to an all-boys school, so what else would we have spent our time doing? Anyway, the arguments about who should win were suprisingly rare, and I now solid experience should I ever have to look through a phone book for random sex.
Play with yourself at home! As an example, here's U of T Volleyball.










8 Comments
Can you give me a rough list of hot girl names and ugly girl names? Is that possible?
In your U of T volley ball example, there's a lot more to take into consideration than just name though. Is it cheating to look at height and hometown? Cuz in this case i would probably tend to go with under 6' tall and hometown farther west (or Brazil) and THEN look at names.
LCD -
It's a lot easier to cross off ugly names then pick out hot ones. Anything that suggests hippie parents should be out - Willow, Rainbow, etc. Everybody knows that hippies only have inner beauty, and that doesn't count in this game. Shockingly, stripper names are also generally out, if they're given by parents. Mandi and Candi are no good.
Stick to names like Ashley, Lauren, Brooke, etc.
Court, the short answer is no, it's not cheating. It's strategy.
The cool thing about this game is that you can play it by yourself too. My second pick was the hottest.
I also just realized how lame that sounded. I don't like, sit around and play this game all day. OR DO I? No, i don't. BUT WOULD I LIKE TOO? Only if i could meet the winners.
MARK THIS DAY AND LET THIS DAY BE KNOWN: Court Sullivan made a rare grammatical error.
Glad I fall into the hot girl name category. I'm a Lauren.
Oh yeah, X again --
It should go without saying that you can do this for guys too. If you're, you know, into that sort of thing.
I would stay away from name like Bubba and Cletus.
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