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We Will Get to Your Patriotic Drone Show, but We Are Going to Have to Sit through Devin’s Anime Bullshit First
Honestly, this might be a blessing in disguise. He included this whole “Avengers Assemble”-style roll call with the Founding Fathers that is so sick.
I Am Your Streaming Algorithm—You Will Watch “The Rainmaker”
You have decided to watch “London Has Fallen.” “London Has Fallen” is not “The Rainmaker.” I recommend you watch “The Rainmaker.”
Emergency Exit Locked—Would You Like to Start a Free Trial?
We noticed you’re attempting to exit the burning building. Nice choice! Unfortunately, emergency exits are not included in your current plan.