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"Dating is the most useless and rotten attempt by completely worthless individuals to establish a faulty image for somebody they wish to impress in a desperate, neurotic need for attention. Unfortunately, these phony people actually impress each other and end up producing ugly, noisy, gargoyle-like children. The genetic deformities inherent in the hideous smiles of their children only indicate the fact that they, like their parents, have NO FUTURES."
-Wesley, on the usefulness of dating
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My Greatest "That's What She Said" Moment
By Dan Opp | Sep 6, 2006Before you read any further, please read the blog that inspired this.
Kid is fucking funny and he’s only 17. When I was 17, I still laughed at the word "poopy." Six years later, nothing’s changed. Read More »
Getting Wasted
By Dan Opp | Sep 4, 2006
• If you start out a night of drinking saying, “I’m gonna get w Read More » Light Bulb Jokes You've Never Heard
By Dan Opp | Aug 29, 2006
• How many lazy roommates does it to take to put in a light bulb? Read More »
Make Your Own Insult
By Dan Opp | Aug 14, 2006I spent a few minutes the other day perusing the world’s most comprehensive resource for crude insults or, as it’s more commonly known, Points in Case reader feedback. Most of the reader feedback is positive, but as you may have noticed, a good portion is intended to bash someone’s character. Read More »
That Doesn't Make Me Gay
By Dan Opp | Aug 3, 2006It’s not gay if I shower with a loofa.
It’s not gay if I like figure skating.
It’s not gay if I slept in the same bed as another man.
It’s not gay if I spooned him.
It’s not gay if I didn’t kiss him back. Read More »
Garbage Time
By Dan Opp | Jul 31, 2006
Some random thoughts and observations littering my mind as I recuperate from a long weeke Read More » PIC Fantasy Baseball League Mid-Season Update
By Dan Opp | Jul 15, 2006PIC Fantasy Baseball League Mid-Season Update, AKA You Don't Care About This Post
Dan Opp Foils Terrorist Plot
By Dan Opp | Jul 10, 2006
StumbleUpon: The Renaissance of Procrastination
By Dan Opp | May 10, 2006
I’m a procrastinator. Read More » 
