Sort of Best Questions Ever

1. Are there TV's in the bathrooms of the White House? That's always been a dream of mine. If there already are I'd have to say some sort of underground cave system. Nobody would beat me at hide and seek.

2. Honestly, in the past year and a half the longest slump I've had was 6 days. I'm trying to think what I would do otherwise...and I just can't imagine it. I don't want to.

3. Really can't think of an 80's star more successful than fat Jerry. Sad really.

1. Giant hot air balloon capable of moving the White House or just flying it around town. Thus making it the White Flying Trailer Home.

2. Go to playgrounds.

3. I don't know much about the 80's.

1. I would have that fancy two-ply toilet paper. I've always wanted to try that fancy two-ply toilet paper.

2. I have no idea what I do. A few months maybe? I don't really count.

3. I'm with Court. I was really young and coked to the gills most of the time.

1. I'd put the most giant awesome bathrooms in there. Bathrooms you could live in.

2. When I was a freshman in college, I treated the "freshman fifteen" not as the weight I was supposed to gain, but the number of boys I was supposed to sleep with. I've never had a slump. If I'm not getting laid, it's because I don't want to be getting laid. It's never a problem. I'm a cute girl who drinks a lot, so you know....

3. I'm a huge fan of everything John Hughes. That's my extent of cinema trivia of the 80's.

1. I'd install an instant trasporter to Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan! (That's in Canada.) Greatest town ever! Woo!

2. Longest slump (besides not getting laid 'til age 16) was when I lost my job 2 months ago. Couldn't afford dates or bars. Took me three weeks before I got paid again from the new job.

3. Dude. I was four when the 80's ended. The most inspirational character I've seen from 80's moies, though, is... I don't know. Someone who drove a Dodge muscle car!

1. I'd add on my favorite stores. Target, Wawa, etc. And everything is free for me because I'm the freakin' President!
I'd probably have to add a Starbucks for all the mocha fraps and huge rice krispie treats I could have. And all my friends would stay at the White House with me and we would play hide and seek and I'd make all the secret service play, too.

2. A month and some odd amount of days. I just go on the computer and do my normal stuff.

3. I was born in 1990.

1.

A Home is Where the Heart is welcome mat.

2.

Run. Run until my legs give out. I hate running. And the thought of not doing it motivates me to go get laid.

3.

I always wanted to be Remo Williams.

1) I'd make them put in a hockey rink--better than bowling, any day.

2) Longest slump was 6 months, but I spent a large part of that time in the hospital, and it's hard to pick up with tubes up your nose, in your arm, and draining your bladder.

3) Hell, I'd do Jerry these days, he's got it going! Therefore, for going from fat dude in "Stand by Me" to central in my fantasies, he's my hero. The badge and gun and cheesy lines in "Crossing Jordan" helped, not gonna lie. Though he's now in ads for Woodbine Racetrack...

1. I'd definitely install a huge fucking pool in the backyard complete with bar that serves only freezing cold jaeger.

2. One year and 3 months. It was a dark time.

3. Corey Feldman always inspires me to not be a douche.

1. I'd burn that mutha down. 1812 anyone?

2. Too embarrassingly long to say (think years)

3. The 80's? Fuck the 80's!

1. Secret passage ways and tunnels. LOTS of them.

2. Um since I started having sex [at 16,] My longest time without sex was like 2 months. And that's only because my boyfriend at the time was away for that time. If I'm not having sex, it's because I don't want to. Also, I'm pudgy and awkward and take great pride in the fact that I have more sex than all of my hot friends =]

3. I love Jerry O'connell. The end.