Shoot First, Ask Questions Two Weeks Later

1a. Yeah, because they make up for it with their looks
1b. because they don't have the looks, so they have to make up for it
2.I've never been mean to a hobo, they are fucking awesome
3. I don't give out my number, I usually give them the rejection line number (617-861-3962....worth calling just for the laughs)

1A. Yeah they are.
1B. They are more worried about pleasing you & making you happy in the hopes that they will get some regular action off you.
2. In Sydney there are so many assholes that pick on the homeless, that you can't help but piss yourself laughing
3. It's so that we can have the satisfaction of rejecting them- or we couldn't ditch them politely beforehand.

They're used to getting it and dont care.

Fat girls are hungry.

They few homeless folks I've known were wicked cool.

Who does that?

1a/ Yeah as a rule
1b/Haven't got a clue
2/Its not that mean, but its a hell of a story.

A group of us were coming out of a burger joint after a night out and a homeless guy asked for a bite of my friends burger. After telling the homeless guy where to go, he got up, layed my friend out on the pavement and stole his burger. The next week when we were out we saw the homeless guy again and my friend crossed the road without looking and got hit by a taxi. Hell of a night!

3/No idea, but they should stop it now!

1A. In my experience, hot girls have been better in the sack, but maybe I just tell myself that so I don’t revert back to the sub-pars who ride me like Major Kong in Dr. Strangelove.

1B. Because I’m drunker.

2. My friend paid a hobo $10 to let him kick him in the balls as hard as he could. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen.

3. Because it’d be silly to call when I’m laying next to her. Ha ha! Kidding. Sort of. I’m really just not nearly as cool of a guy when I’m sober.

Nah, this guy just has tramp fear now.

1A: Yeah, worse. It's the entitlement factor
1B: SPECULATING of course, I'd say not necessarily because they have to be better at it to get some (you don't know how good anyone's gonna be until it's too late, i.e. you're already having sex, so why would it matter?) but because they get some so infrequently that by the time they do have sex, they're super horny.

2. One time a homeless woman begged for change and I said no, then she said "please, can i have some food" so i went back to her, reached in my pockets, pulled out two fists and opened them over her outstretched hands and said "here, you can have all of my leftover donut holes." Apparently even homeless people think donut holes are actual pieces of donut.

3. Guys, if you have to get a phone number, that means you lost the one night stand game. Phone numbers are badges of defeat. Real relationships start on Facebook.

1a. I've been very surprised before. I don't sleep with mongoloid ass looking people, but the average looking boys blow the hot ones out of the water by a long shot. Plus, I'm a shallow, insecure narcissist and I like to feel like I'm doing these boys a favor by sleeping with them. Always have the upper hand.

1b. It's the same reason fat or ugly people should be super sweet. You gotta be good at something.

2. Being mean to homeless people is a little too Patrick Bateman American Psycho for me. Can't do it. Don't find it funny.

3. It's always easier to give out your number than explain why you're not. Either way, you're going to come across as a bitch. Or maybe you get drunk and decide it's a good idea.

1A. We've all banged some less than desirable people, except me of course. Are good looking people really worse at sex? Why?
--Good looking people, for the most part, KNOW they're good looking, and they think the world owes them something, so they don't really contribute in sex.

1B. If 1A is true to you, then why are ugly or fat people great in the sack?
--Ugly and fat people, for the most part, KNOW they're ugly and/or fat, and they think they owe the world something, so they try really hard in sex.
On a side note, i've always wanted to gain a whole bunch of weight and have sex with another morbidly obese person. I think it would be hot. Honestly. Lot's of skin on skin contact, lots of sweat. It would be wonderful. Unfortunately, i'm too neurotic to gain a whole bunch of weight for this experiment.

2. One of my friends once threw a dollar to a hobo and told him to "Fetch!" What's the meanest thing you've ever done/seen done to a homeless person? Did you laugh?
--I guess it would have to be I drove past. I'm not mean to homeless people.

3. Ladies, why do you give your number out if you don't want to answer the guys that call you? Fellas, if you go through the effort to get a number, why don't you call?
--I don't give my number out to guys I don't want to call me. I can see where one would, though. The guy would call/text, and the lady would be all 'mmhmm i'm too good to call back this poor sucker' and feel all desirable and stuff.