Saucy and Mountie Questions of the Week

I heard once that your stripper name should be your middle name and the street you grew up on. In which case, mine would be Claire Rockett. I think it's an ok porn star name.

I don't really count orgasms, but if I'm making a guess about the most in a day...I've given myself 3 in a day, and that's being really conservative. With someone else, I've had at least 4 in a day. And the most I've ever given in a day is probably 3. Those stats pretty much suck, I think. No pun intended.

I'm not from Canada, nor have I ever been there. But I was thinking the other day that I might like to live in Vancouver. I'm pretty down on America as a whole, right now. I'm from Louisiana though, and I'm not sure how I'd survive a Canadian winter.

1. Ninja Jackson. I like it. I'm in and out before she even realizes she got stabbed.

Then she dies a few minutes later. :-(

2. Solo - 3, Delivered - 6 (? - one kind of loses track), Received - 2 or 3.

3. Eh

1) Lucky Frederickson or Anthony Wagner (sounds more hollywood than San Fernando)

2) Solo - i lost count after the chaffing, Given - 4, Received - 3

3) Canada is great eh! oh yeah, it's so nice and majestic. Beavers and Moose and Mounties and strip clubs galore. Drugs, (almost every drug) are legal in Vancouver, pot is legal everywhere, the drinking age is 19 (18 in Quebec) so the bars are full of sexy young chicks, people are nice and easy going, the government is basically socialism but not the bad kind like Russia, more like Switzerland, hockey is more popular than baseball and basketball combined, football is still popular though, health care is free, the canadian dollar is 98 cents to the american dollar and I was born there. If anyone doesn't want to move to Canada after reading this, than I will revoke my citizenship immediately.

Brandi Glenwood
Nice. haha.
(Pet+Street)
And I haven't actually kept track of that.
Never been to Canada either.

All right, I'll play...

1 - Porn star name - Carlos Whitehorn. Yes, I'm serious

2 - Big O record - However many Xavier claims, plus one.

3 - Corporate Canada - Same shit, different pile. Every day I have to deal with a whole lot of crap.

Non-corporate Canada, though, is brilliant. Free healthcare, lax drug laws, all the maple syrup you can squeeze onto a pancake...it's yours to discover!

Dudes and Dudettes,

The Great White North is looking pretty good to me right now.

Nelson, as always, one sentence of your writing cracks me up more than anything else I've seen, read or drank (besides "Always Sunny in Philly").

Thanks for the answers!

1. I guess I must specialize in maverick first timer porn: Rogue Newcomer.

2. Given: 5 Solo: 4

1) Pet and Street- Max Whitney (high class british porn all the way. My money shot line would be ".... THERE we are, then!"

Middle and Mom's Maiden- Patrick Ference. Yeah, I like Max Whitney more too.

2) Had= 4 (combo of solo and delivered)
Given= 6

3) I'm sure it's all the same everywhere man.

My porn star name is Bozwell Woodhaven, which I might legally change my name to in the future.

Solo is 5, given is zero because I don't care after I finish.

I'd move to Canada, but I don't think my parents would ever talk to me again. I really don't talk to them now, but I think it would be awkward to be divorced from the family.

1. Charm Pembroke

2. Solo-no clue, a dozen maybe (I'm an only child, and I had a lot of free time growing up).

Delivered-5 or 6

Received-maybe 8 (or more, I really don't count after four or five)

3. I've never lived in Canada, but graduating with a degree in Finance (as I am), is pretty horrible right now.

ohhh lord more questions.
1. Jesse Jackson

2. Solo: I had one day in highschool were I tried to beat my dick like it owed me money every half hour on the dot. I passed out from the pain a few hours in. sad day.
Given: I dunno if I can count. I know who my record would be with... tell ya what, I'll call her and ask.
Received: like I said I'll call her and ask. oh debbie, the stories I could tell you all about her.

3. tell ya what, I love canada and have already sent in my app to U of Vancouver. Come on up and we'll party. whistlers only a few hours away. gotta love snow bunnies.

1. Chelsea Vincent (works like a charm)
2. Solo: 3 Given: 4-5 Received: 2-3
3. Benefits of living in Canada: you don't have to worry about keeping up with a shit-ton of sports.

Can people from Europe play, too?

1.
This is a name you'll never see in a porn movie:
Ödön Gyakorló
(pet + street, I have no middle name)

There are plenty of porn actors here in Hungary, but I guess they choose their names by using a different formula...

2.
Solo: 6+ (can't really remember)
Given: like 20 (not kidding)
Received: 11 (the first 8 happened within 12 hours)

3.
I've never left Eurpoe, so I have no idea. But Corporate Hungary sucks ass too.

1. Boots Churchill

2. Uhh...does anyone really count? Solo about 4 or 5, Delivered 16 (don't ask), Received 9

3. Being a Canadian, I think Americans should move to Vancouver first for its mild winters, I'm there now @ UBC. After that you can work up to Edmonton winters, but never go so far as Winnipeg. I'm a prairie girl, and you couldn't pay me enough to live in Winnipeg. Corporate Canada sucks just as much as the US, we're just delayed by 3-4 days, and pay $4 more for books, even though the exchange rate is almost equal.

Court: Trust me, you can still follow a buttload of sports...I follow NHL (obviously, with money and teams in multiple pools, as well as being a hockey obsessive), MLB, NBA (even though I quasi-hate it, my brother and I have ongoing team rivalries), NFL, CFL (Canadian football with 8 teams and 3 downs, and bigger balls, apparently), NCAA, CIS (that would be the Canadian NCAA, although UBC wants out, I work for CIS hockey @ my school)...us sport freaks will always find a way!

Don't ask?

16? That's one every hour and a half, not counting sleeping. That's 1 an hour if you have a reasonable amount of sleep.

When did you eat? Did you shower in the middle?

what was it like hooking up with superman (woman?)

I figured she meant don't ask because it wasn't with one person. But that's crazy if it was. Where do you find a guy like that?

1) Either Sheeba Westmorland or Anne Young
2) Had=12 Given=6
3) Hahaha thank God there is no Corporate Australia like you guys have to deal with overseas! And Leslie- I have to agree with Julie- where are guys like that?

Sooo I said I'd get back to you on the questions. I had lunch with debbie today, sushi of course. Nothing turns me on like watching a hot girl stuff her face with uncooked fish, sadly last time the fish was a girl by the name katie morgan. Besides the point.
Unfortunently she only remembered the first time (7 by the way) but then proceded to tell me about how her fiance was lacking. She said drew, the fiance, is open to having an open sexual relationship.
Question: is it ethical to have sex with my ex? if so leave at sex or attempt to break them up?

Name: Phil Burbank

Solo- 8
Given- 5
Received- 3

CANADA SUCKS!!!

1. Ally Woodburn.
2. Solo: 0 Received: 0 Given: 6 (in a row) 13 (24 hours)
3. How's your French?

As for Leslie's post, I know two guys that are capable. It's never the guy you'd expect.. The best looking guys, although the most experienced, are usually terrible in bed because girls will sleep with them regardless. Avoid them as you would the STD's they probably have. =/

I'm insulted by Buttercup's comment, I'm just trying to figure out how.

i am so touched people are still answering this.

Maybe because I insinunated that you can't be fantastic looking and fantastic in bed? =P

No worries, it's just one of those generalizations. I'm sure that you're not just good looking.

I'd normally agree with the generalization about good looking men. But there are exceptions, And not all not-so-good-looking men are good in bed either. Which is even worse: to be unattractive AND bad in bed. I think it has more to do with the guy's attitude (if he THINKS he's good looking and doesn't even have to try to satisfy a woman), than what he actually looks like.

Solo: Probably about three. Gets a little tiring after that.
Given: Probably around 13-14. Girl I'm with just gets them fast and furious. I love it.
Received: 5. Four in one afternoon/evening and one in the morning but I count it as the same 24 hour period.