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1 - I like grapefruits plain, too. I also like octopus and squid.
2 - Most rules to being a grown up are bullshit. Only emotional maturity and self sufficiency matter. The rest is artificial and optional.
3 - British makes ugly hot.

When I was in the hospital, I had a nurse with like a German or Czech accent or some shit. It was hot.

1. I don't have any particularly weird foos I like, but there's a lot I don't. I'm just generally picky. (Unlike my dad, who made sandwiches out of pancakes, mayo, and mac & cheese)

2. I agree with Anonymous here. Being 'grown up' should just mean that you're mature enough to fend for yourself.

3. I'm good at several accents, my friends say eithe scottish or russian is my best. As for accents I like, as long as it's not faked I can dig it.

1. Cheerios, I can eat them by the pound, oh and carrots. I start every day with a bowl of Cheerios and some carrots.

2. Having a 5, 10, 20, 30-year plan. Half the fun is the risks you take, and being super prepared just bores me.

3. Accents? Hmmm how about a hockey accent :-P Russian, Czech, or Canadian. I'm a sucker for a Canadian accent

1. I've decided beets are polish, merely b/c my grandma's helper person is polish and made some polish beet soup stuff. It was actually decent; I won't eat the actual beet part though. Um I don't like peas or beans and I'm really not partial to potatoes. In high school we all ate plain bagels with nacho cheese. Everyone else I've met seems to think this is weird.

2. I don't ever plan on "growing up". Growing up just seems to have this bad connotation. I want to eventually get married, have kids, a "real" job, etc., but I don't want to lose enjoying the small things in life, being a dork, and having fun. Regardless, I can take care of myself and be responsible.

3. Sexiest: British, Australian, Russian, and sounding intelligent
Least Sexy: New Jersey, New York; southern accents are kind of meh
If by midwest accents you are referring to those of the northern persuasion, they mostly just make me think of how I used to have one.

1. I wouldn't call the food stuff a fetish exactly. But I do like some weird stuff. Like hominy. Who the fuck eats hominy? I do, that's who. And I love it. And plain pasta. I can eat butter by itself. I should stop being gross now.

2. I kept thinking I would start feeling like an adult at some point in my life. I thought maybe after I graduated high school I'd feel grown up. And I didn't. So then I thought maybe graduating from college would do the trick. Wrong again. Then I thought it was moving in with the BF. I don't feel like an adult and I probably never will. So all they typical socially instituted rules for growing up are all bullshit. The only way to measure adulthood is when you stop treating other people like shit and start to look out for someone other than yourself. That's what I think growing up is.

3. Least sexy: Midwestern. I can't handle all those flat vowels. And Canadian accents. They sound similar to me. I think this is because I had a guidance counselor in high school who was from Minnesota and I'm pretty sure she was actually Satan.
Sexiest: British or Australian. And a New Orleans accent, which is totally different from a Southern accent. It actually sort of sounds like a Boston accent, only way cooler.

Casey i have a question for you: in your "organs and i" series you introduced the character MEKANECK. Is this pronounced like a bastardisation of mechanic or like Mechagodzilla with a definite pause in the middle?
Very obscure i know but its important right at this moment. Plus it leads to comparisons between you and a metallic Godzilla, which is always good

1) I eat lemons just de-skin and digest. No sugar or other substances to alter the taste. My mama says that it's going to give me ulcers. I say she's jealous that I'm so bad ass.
2) Dry cleaning. Waste of money in my opinion. Shit doesn't even make sense.
3) Missouri girl thus midwestern accent. When I get drunk the accent goes real country. Hick from the sticks country. It's so unbelievable sexy I don't know how anyone can keep their hands off me.
Irish accents are a sure fire panty dropper.

1. I think what most people think of when they hear "beets" are the beets in a can, not the raw vegetable in the produce section. Beets in a can look like an alien food and probably shouldn't be eaten. I drink 2 gallons of milk per week usually. If I don't have a glass of milk with a meal, it feels weird. I think i need more fat in my diet.

2. All the ones you listed are BS, but I'd add to that "a nice car." Biggest waste of money ever. (My 16-year-old self would disagree, but even at 16 i had the foresight to know i eventually would lose interest in customizing my car.)

3. Sexiest: British. Least sexy: JAP girls.

1. I've noticed it's a russian/jewish thing to eat beets, but I think they're disgusting. And I recently realized I have an addition to these little chocolate wafer stick things, which really disturbs me, because I eat them like potato chips, even though you're only supposed to have one.

2. I think the only thing that makes you an adult is being self-sufficient. My dad still acts like a 15 year old.

3. I don't actually like accents, perhaps because I'm Russian and am therefore exposed to accents more than the normal person (outside of work, I know more people with accents than without). I'm offended by people not liking New York accents, I think Boston's is worse.

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