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Photoshop Project 2

For our second photoshop project, we were told to create a poster for our favorite subject in school. I chose math because I like algebra and make good grades in it. Below is the poster for my math class:

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Living With Glaucoma: What to Expect From Your First Marijuana Treatment

After consuming your marijuana or other THC-laced product, find a comfortable seat in your residence. It may take some time before you notice the effects, so find an activity to pass the time. Maybe you could watch a movie? Read More »

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Example of a Standard Doofus Contract

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How Does a Pet Get Into Pet Heaven?

There is a place below People Heaven. It’s called Pet Heaven*. Dogs, cats, bunnies, turtles, parakeets, gold fish, hamsters, boa constrictors and many other subservient animals may enter Pet Heaven when they die.

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Mable's TV Studio Pitch for a Show Called "Baby Tycoons"

Dear TV Studio Executives,

My name is Mable, and I would like to see someone make a TV show called Baby Tycoons.

Everyone loves babies and everyone loves watching rich people do stuff, so why not add them together and get a funny TV show out of it? Read More »

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Kid'n Around: Music For Children Only

Kid’n Around is a heart melting band created by Josh and Nathan Dweezler. Together, the Dweezler Brothers produce catchy CDs and tapes that will make your child laugh, sometimes think and often inspire them to have fun with the Dweezlers each and every day!

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Let's Talk About Politics

There’s a lot going on in the national political landscape. Some politicians are campaigning, while others are busy up in Congress or the House of Representatives writing laws and passing legislation. There are even some who are doing both at the same time. These people most live, breath and eat politics. Honestly, some of them must wear “Politics = Life” T-shirts under their suits. Read More »

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RE: Spoon Restaurant Idea

Dear Randall,

I took a look at your business plan for the spoons only restaurant idea, and everything looks pretty good. I’ve never eaten a five-course meal with just spoons and I’m sure thousands of others haven’t either. Read More »

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Today's National Weather Forecast Brought to You by PepsiCo

Different Day, Same Great PepsiCo Products

Weather Channel forecast sponsored by Pepsi 

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20 Rigorous Interview Questions Asked By America's Top Companies

When preparing for a job interview, it helps to be aware of the problem solving or reasoning skills applicable to the job you’re seeking. Employers like to test their applicants with strange questions, riddles and mind games, because they need to see how potential employees work out unexpected and stressful situations live and in-person. Read More »

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CEO on CEO: Ideas About Excellence

(Two powerful CEOs walk out on stage. The audience applauds. The men shake hands and sit facing each other)

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Cat Fancy Subscription Cancelled: Need Fixed Immediately!!!

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Survival Swing

Regular swings just go forwards and backwards, up and down. Over. And over. And over again! Even your grandma can do it! And you know the worst part? It’s BORING!

But what if there was a swing out there that was unpredictable, dangerous and completely unnecessary to living a happy and healthy life?!?

Get ready for SURVIVAL SWING! Read More »

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