The Real Facebook Relationship Status List

curently sucking ____ dick

"Trying out the other gender"

"Looking for Love in all the wrong places"

"Waiting for the rash to clear"

"Prison bitch"

Very good article. I was recently blogging on The Netflix Prize, which deals with the quality of the recommendation. However, conclusions are drawn primarily off of user ratings. People don't seem to bother rating on facebook, I know I don't. I wonder what correlations exist there...

On facebook, after the drop down menu where you select your status, there is a second box where you can choose the person you are in the relationship with. The profile then shows up as "Court Sullivan is in a relationship with Jessica Alba" as long as Jessica accepts the status change. Lu So all of the suggested statuses do work. luckily they don't have to accept going from In a relationship with ____ to single.

After covering that, how about a few more status options.

Is in a polyamourous relationship with _______, ______ and _______.

Is in a love-hate relationship.

Consistently makes drunken booty calls.

Has an STD from __________.

Is sleeping with their best friends boyfriend.

Using haha I like that one. Or maybe it should be being used by ___

loves

hates

wishes______ would acknowledge thier existence

is currently stalking

chokes themself to get off to

most of these are coming by way of personal experience :D

Slut

Whore

Turboslut

Unsatisfied

Insatiable

Drunk

Displeased with my partner's lack of income

Generally horny regardless of situation

Unfaithful

Faithful

Faithful until I'm drunk

Comparing everyone to my first love

Surveying blowjob ability for the good of all men

Interested in sticking it into a different chick

Just generally curious

If you have coke, I'm single

Mclovin

Masturbates To
Would Have Lovely Children With
Facebook Stalks
Would Fuck After ___ Drinks
Cornered By
Desperately Doesn't Want To Be Alone, So, Despite The Fact That They Have Nothing In Common, Clings Irrationally To

X, what the hell? Why you got to bring up my personal shit up on here?

Looking for something better

Sleeping with the ex

Willing to make out with anyone with weed

It's complicated, because she's pregnant

Single, unless you're ugly

i like citizenx's "masterbates to". could you imagine getting that relationship request?

Allie masterbates to Court. Do you accept this status?

Can't Stand The Sight Of

Has Been Rejected By

Is Alone And Trapped In A Dark, Cold Place, And Can Occasionally Hear The Laughter Of

Killed

Has His Telescope Fixed On The Window Of

Wouldn't Fuck ______ With YOUR Dick

Is In A Relationship Without

Most of these are great additions to the list, but the question to ask yourself when coming up with a new one is "What is my status as far as members of the opposite sex?" (or same sex if you're gay)

Things like "masturbates to" or "has been rejected by" aren't statuses, they're actions, so they wouldn't fit the format.

But they could easily be converted into "In a Self-Loving Relationship" and "Dumped Again" or something.

Ah yes, I see the confusion now.

This is supposed to be the list when you go to edit your profile and you select from the "Relationship Status" drop-down under the "Relationships" tab.

Not when you edit the details of "how do you know this person".

About to delve in promiscuity

In a fuckfest

Using _______