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About Court Sullivan
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Huntsville, AL
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Emory University
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I am easily excited by spontaneous things, amusing people, random moments, minor observations, and alcohol. I'm also the editor of PIC, which manages to incorporate all of those things.
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The Real Facebook Relationship Status List
Single
Sleeping Around
In a Relationship
In a Fight
On a Break
On the Rebound
Engaged
Married
About to Get Divorced
Divorced
Lonely
It's Complicated
Can't Talk About It Right Now
In an Open Relationship
In a Long-Distance Disaster
Deciding Between Two People
Happily Cheating on My Partner
Trying Out the No Sex Thing
Cyber Dating
Ugly
(Write your status in the comments)
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"Trying out the other gender"
"Looking for Love in all the wrong places"
"Waiting for the rash to clear"
"Prison bitch"
Slut
Whore
Turboslut
Unsatisfied
Insatiable
Drunk
Displeased with my partner's lack of income
Generally horny regardless of situation
Unfaithful
Faithful
Faithful until I'm drunk
Comparing everyone to my first love
Surveying blowjob ability for the good of all men
Interested in sticking it into a different chick
Just generally curious
If you have coke, I'm single
Mclovin
Masturbates To
Would Have Lovely Children With
Facebook Stalks
Would Fuck After ___ Drinks
Cornered By
Desperately Doesn't Want To Be Alone, So, Despite The Fact That They Have Nothing In Common, Clings Irrationally To
X, what the hell? Why you got to bring up my personal shit up on here?
Looking for something better
Sleeping with the ex
Willing to make out with anyone with weed
It's complicated, because she's pregnant
Single, unless you're ugly
i like citizenx's "masterbates to". could you imagine getting that relationship request?
Allie masterbates to Court. Do you accept this status?
Can't Stand The Sight Of
Has Been Rejected By
Is Alone And Trapped In A Dark, Cold Place, And Can Occasionally Hear The Laughter Of
Killed
Has His Telescope Fixed On The Window Of
Wouldn't Fuck ______ With YOUR Dick
Is In A Relationship Without
Most of these are great additions to the list, but the question to ask yourself when coming up with a new one is "What is my status as far as members of the opposite sex?" (or same sex if you're gay)
Things like "masturbates to" or "has been rejected by" aren't statuses, they're actions, so they wouldn't fit the format.
But they could easily be converted into "In a Self-Loving Relationship" and "Dumped Again" or something.
Ah yes, I see the confusion now.
This is supposed to be the list when you go to edit your profile and you select from the "Relationship Status" drop-down under the "Relationships" tab.
Not when you edit the details of "how do you know this person".
About to delve in promiscuity
In a fuckfest
Using _______
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