C: It's not our pot, I swear.
Police Officer: I can smell it.
C: Maybe someone else was smoking it. It's just that ode du pot.
Officer: (To the rest of the group) If she ever speaks to an authority figure again, I'm arresting her.
-Hey, it was worth a shot
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About Court Sullivan
Hometown Huntsville, AL
School Emory University
At a Glance
I am easily excited by spontaneous things, amusing people, random moments, minor observations, and alcohol. I like to travel, write comedy, buy electronics, and explore/abuse the internet.
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