Spin811: i just made up a joke
courtjester5000: no way
Spin811: for real
Spin811: what did the married couple do last night?
courtjester5000: what
Spin811: T9 Predictive Sex
courtjester5000: weioafs
Spin811: should i submit it
courtjester5000: to the joke gods?

Gandhi165: hey
Gandhi165: if youre even in a “vegatable state” after a traffic accident or something
Gandhi165: you want me to “trip” on the plug?
courtjester5000: no, id rather you pour cornucopias all over me until they say im in a “fruit state”
Gandhi165: hoa;ish;goihaiosrgoihsoirhgiosagr

Werewolf Mikey: they're both in the same category of douche
Werewolf Mikey: they are alike in their assholeness
n8dgraph: i don;t know. the new guy sounds like he's advanced douche
Werewolf Mikey: more skilled in his douchosity
n8dgraph: the dopuchiest douche who ever douched
Werewolf Mikey: has a year older made him a year douchier
n8dgraph: a trained douchilist
Werewolf Mikey: or are we dealing with the master douche
Werewolf Mikey: to the apprentice douche
Werewolf Mikey: douches are like sith lords

Gandhi165: hopefully… if there is a god… she's crying with her head in a pillow right now
Gandhi165: anywyas…would you rather:
Gandhi165: a) jerk off to a porn starring two really really hot people?
Gandhi165: or
Gandhi165: b) jerk off to a porn starring yourself and a heavy-set blind eskimo?
Gandhi165: hurry up..i gotta sleep soon
Gandhi165: gdamn it
Gandhi165: i hate you so much

jonny vulture: her and her husband don't watch rated r movies
courtjester5000: SHE HASNT SEEN THE BLOCKBUSTER HER BROTHER STARS IN??
courtjester5000: gimme a break man
jonny vulture: brother-in-law
jonny vulture: and nope
jonny vulture: they wait on cleanflix
courtjester5000: dude, the WORLD is now rated R
courtjester5000: where do THEY live

Magicnmind2: http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/afterschoolspecial/flash_video/4_Trainables2
courtjester5000: wow
Magicnmind2: ha
courtjester5000: 3 holes???
courtjester5000: i cant believe ive been missing out
courtjester5000: brb, i need to make a bm
Magicnmind2: thats it, ill dream about your last phrase tonight

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