In a concerted effort to protect our own from further desecration and prejudice, we secretly replace all Gentile bodies with dead Jews. Standard procedure within the Conspiracy.
Author: Matt Rotman
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We’ve all hit send on an email prematurely without checking for grammar mistakes, but what if it's your last note ever?