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Prank Call

I made this prank call to a weight loss pill company called Lipozene! Maybe you've seen their commercials. It's a company that advertises late at night on television. Their pill, as they say, is for people who need to lose A TON of weight, it is not for the moderate dieter. I, coming in at 120 pounds and 5'10", fit in this category, right?<br />

Overcooked Comedy

John McCain was in prison once. Yes, he was a prisoner of war while he was serving our country. Do you want a criminal running our country?

A Little Helping of Some Points, In Case You Were Hungry

<em>They say people who get abused as a child either get caught in the cycle and carry on the tradition, and beat their own kids. Or, they vow to never be like their father, and promise to themselves they'll never hit their children. I vow to never be like my father. I hit my kids twice as hard as that pussy hit me.</em><br /><em></em>

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We Have a Problem

<em>A mom and her daughter are talking.<br /></em><br /><strong>Mom</strong>: "So...what does your new boyfriend do?"<br /><br /><strong>Daughter</strong>: "Well, nothing right now, but he's got great aspirations."<br /><br /><strong>Mom</strong>: "Like what? A doctor? Is he going to medical school?"<br /><br /><strong>Daughter</strong>: "No...he wants to be an astronaut when he grows up!"

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