Zach Ford
I ❤️ Conan, John Mulaney, Norm McDonald, Zach Galifinakas, Ricky Gervais, Adam Sandler, Dana Carvey, and Tommy Brennan.
Jokes
A magician’s worst nightmare:
1. A guy with amnesia
2. A wizard
3. A saw-resistant assistant
I’m a sophomore, but my girlfriend is a senior. And let me tell you, the joy she brings to my life almost makes the two-and-a-half-hour drive to the nursing home worth it.
Every time I go to confession the priest tells me to stop masturbating. And I always tell him, “Hold on, I’m almost done.”