Tony Robert Cleveland
Writer, comedian, thinker. My biggest comedic inspiration is my uncle and the banana peel he slipped on.
My favorite part of a nutritious breakfast is sleeping right through it.
If mermaids ate worms, it would change everyone’s entire mental image of mermaids.
My favorite part about coffee is not hearing where the beans came from.
I finally figured out what horoscopes are good at predicting: which girls are single.