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My name is Tim Janovsky. I'm one year away from legally being able to order mimosas at brunch. All of my money goes to Muhlenberg College, where I'm getting a BA in How to Make Art but Not Any Money (Theatre and Dance). My passions include reading queer, YA fiction, attending concerts, and stalking Reese Witherspoon on social media. My fiction writing is represented by the Charlotte Sheedy Literary Agency in New York City. I am trying desperately to be the gay, male Carrie Bradshaw. I'm in a college improv troupe. Judge me, I dare you.