From the TweetDeck of Captain Blackbeard
I became captain on my own, no help from Ushkuiniks. / Poorly rated Captain Kidd speaking badly of me. Then how come he’s always ogling my ships!!
Sarah Allen is a novelist, poet, humorist, and shower-tune singer. Her published books include WHAT STARS ARE MADE OF, BREATHING UNDERWATER, THE NIGHTMARE HOUSE, and MONSTER TREE. She lives in Orlando where she spends her time exploring Disney World, bothering her two black cats, and eating too many strawberries. Her substack (sarahallen.substack.com) smells like caramel.
I became captain on my own, no help from Ushkuiniks. / Poorly rated Captain Kidd speaking badly of me. Then how come he’s always ogling my ships!!