Should I run down to the corner store, endure the judgmental gaze of Marlene the cock-eyed clerk who works the night shift, to buy a box of condoms? Or just wing it?
Paul Thelen Minneapolis
Paul Thelen grew up in western South Dakota a tortured Chicago Bears fan, which either makes him a maverick or a moron. He tweets @ThePaulLen and you can see more of his work at his website Paulthelenwrites.com .