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I am a huge nerd. But not the smart kind that makes money inventing new internets, the kind that has no friends. Sometimes I see funny things or are involved in ridiculous situations, so I write about them. This is an impressive feat for someone who can't read. Born on a desert planet orbiting two suns. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

Comedy Writing

My Mother’s Guide to Moving

Lesson #5: Once progress has been made, bring any momentum to a halt with breaks, even though you've only been standing for 23 mins and accomplished nothing in that short time.

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