Lauren Grimaldi | Points in Case

Lauren Grimaldi Chicago, IL

Contributing Writer for Reductress. She/her.

Comedy Writing

How to Have It All Even Though That Sounds Like a Lot

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | May 17, 2023 | Reductress

‘Haha, Yeah!’ Says Woman Unknowingly Agreeing to the Most Insane Conspiracy Theory She’s Ever Heard

by Lauren Grimaldi | May 16, 2023 | Reductress

Shocking! This Woman’s Stomach Hurts Even Though She Only Ate Hot Cheetos Today

by Lauren Grimaldi | May 12, 2023 | Reductress

How to Open Up to Someone Even Though They Aren’t Drew Barrymore

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | May 4, 2023 | Reductress

Spooky! Woman Who Never Went to Class Still Has Dreams About Forgetting to Go to Class

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | April 25, 2023 | Reductress

Wow! This Woman’s Cramps Got So Bad Her Boyfriend Said ‘Aw, That Sucks’

by Lauren Grimaldi | April 3, 2023 | Reductress

Sad! Nation Does More to Protect Children From TikTok Than Guns

by Lauren Grimaldi | April 3, 2023 | Reductress

QUIZ: Is a New Hemorrhoid Popping Up or Did Ms. Frizzle Crash Into Your Ass Again?

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | February 27, 2023 | Reductress

Goals! This Woman Has Been Living With COVID for Years and Now They’re Finally Getting Married

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | February 13, 2023 | Reductress

Nepo Baby? This Woman Was Only Born Because Her Parents Were Alive First

by Lauren Grimaldi | January 30, 2023 | Reductress

How to Get Your Doctor to Believe You by Dying in Front of Them

by Lauren Grimaldi | January 26, 2023 | Reductress

How to Celebrate the Anniversary of January 6 by Risking It All for a Man Who Doesn’t Care About You

by Lauren Grimaldi | January 5, 2023 | Reductress

Soft Launch? Friend Suddenly Posting About Her Missing Boyfriend

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | January 2, 2023 | Reductress

How to Go to the Gym Even Though Men Will Be There

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | November 22, 2022 | Reductress

How to Drive at Night Even Though You Can’t See Shit

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | November 9, 2022 | Reductress

How to Read a Book Even Though It’s Not a Screen

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | October 31, 2022 | Reductress

Tragic! This Woman Died Trying to Out Pizza the Hut

by Lauren Grimaldi | October 27, 2022 | Reductress

Wow! This Woman’s Five Year Plan Is to Think About It Again in Five Years

by Lauren Grimaldi | October 25, 2022 | Reductress

‘I’m A Nice Guy!’ Screams Man

by Lauren Grimaldi | September 15, 2022 | Reductress

Kind of Sad? Friend Who’s an Engineer Still Uses Stuff She Learned in Math Class

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | September 8, 2022 | Reductress

REPORT: The Hospital Makes You Take the Baby Home and Then You Have to Take Care of It

by Lauren Grimaldi | September 6, 2022 | Reductress

Study Finds There Just Aren’t Enough Places to Buy Soft Pretzels

by Lauren Grimaldi | September 6, 2022 | Reductress

CDC Announces People With COVID Can Cough on Person of Their Choosing

by Lauren Grimaldi | August 15, 2022 | Reductress

Wow! This Middle Aged Man Fell In Love With His Girlfriend on the Exact Day She Turned 18 and Not a Minute Earlier

by Lauren Grimaldi | August 4, 2022 | Reductress

Goals! This Woman Has a Master’s Degree She Often Forgets About

by Lauren Grimaldi | July 27, 2022 | Reductress

Red Flag? Nothing Seems to Be Wrong With This Man

by Lauren Grimaldi | July 21, 2022 | Reductress

Woman Loves Driving Until She Has to Park, Back Up, or Switch Lanes

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | July 11, 2022 | Reductress

I LIVED IT: The Government Took Away My Rights and Still Expected Me to Come to Its Birthday Party

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | June 30, 2022 | Reductress

Smart! Woman Saved Thousands on Gas By Buying This Car

by Lauren Grimaldi | June 21, 2022 | Reductress

Weird! Friend Keeps Reading a Lot of Books as if She’s Trying to Win a Pizza Party or Something

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | June 14, 2022 | Reductress

Sad! 18-Year-Old Woman Still Thinks She Can Be the Dancing Queen

by Lauren Grimaldi | June 9, 2022 | Reductress

Woman’s Depressive Episode Picked Up for a Full Season

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | June 6, 2022 | Reductress

REPORT: Guy in Band You’re Watching Is Kind of Cute

by Lauren Grimaldi | June 6, 2022 | Reductress

I LIVED IT: I Agreed With the Teenager’s Parents in a Coming of Age Movie

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | May 24, 2022 | Reductress

‘You Need to Vote to Fix This,’ Says Lawmaker You’ve Voted for in the Past Four Elections

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | May 10, 2022 | Reductress

REPORT: You Can Fix Him

by Lauren Grimaldi | April 28, 2022 | Reductress

Healthy Work Environment Still Kind of Annoying to Be Honest

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | April 28, 2022 | Reductress

I LIVED IT: No One Said They Liked My Dress So I Couldn’t Tell Them It Has Pockets

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | April 27, 2022 | Reductress

Woman Reconsiders Desire for Success When She Realizes She Might Have to Wake Up Early

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | April 20, 2022 | Reductress

Woman a Little Disappointed Meeting With Boss Led To More Work

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | April 11, 2022 | Reductress

Man in Barbershop Quartet Texted You ‘Hello’ Four Times After Midnight

by Lauren Grimaldi | March 24, 2022 | Reductress

Useless? Friend’s Daughter Doesn’t Sell Girl Scout Cookies

by Lauren Grimaldi | March 7, 2022 | Reductress

QUIZ: Is the Pandemic Over or Are We Just Pretending It Is for the Fourth Time Now?

by Lauren Grimaldi | February 24, 2022 | Reductress

There’s No Way ‘Love Is Blind’ Works—but Should I Apply Just to Make Sure?

by Lauren Grimaldi and Editor | February 23, 2022 | Reductress

Boyfriends 50% Off After Valentine’s Day

by Lauren Grimaldi | February 14, 2022 | Reductress

4 Out of 5 Dentists Agree That Your Insurance Sucks and They Won’t Accept It

by Lauren Grimaldi | February 7, 2022 | Reductress

My Milkshake Brings All The Boys to the Yard and They’re Like This Land Could Be Used for Affordable Housing

by Lauren Grimaldi | January 6, 2022 | Reductress

People Keep Telling Me to Have a Happy New Year but I’m Doing My Own Research

by Lauren Grimaldi | January 3, 2022 | Reductress