Mrs. Benjamin Franklin’s Daily Routine
Attempt to wash as baby breakfasts upon me and Mr. Franklin inquires as to where I’ve hidden his double spectacles; point to spectacles on Mr. Franklin’s face.
Julie Kling lives in the suburbs of New York, where she fantasizes about all of the free time she had before spawning two children. Her writing has appeared in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, Scary Mommy, HuffPo and on-stage at the Upright Citizens Brigade.
Attempt to wash as baby breakfasts upon me and Mr. Franklin inquires as to where I’ve hidden his double spectacles; point to spectacles on Mr. Franklin’s face.