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I'm Joe, a student at Peninsula College in Port Angeles, Washington, and inventor of such catchphrases as "BayBAY!" and "Awwwwww yeah!" I also like to write. After learning to walk, I made my fortune as the inventor of the paper clip, by bending a wire. After I lost my money in a high-stakes round of rock, paper, scissors (I should have said best three out of five), I went to college. A few minutes later, I started writing this Bio.