I Regret Cheating on My Girlfriend, Cindy, Who Is Also Clay County’s Emergency Alert System Coordinator
Regarding Alert 4, "Hurricane Steve Who Can't Keep It In His Pants" will not make landfall anytime soon.
Jeff is a philanthropy executive in the Midwest who sometimes writes stuff. His work has appeared in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, at least one now defunct daily newspaper, and numerous ill-conceived emails and text messages.
Regarding Alert 4, "Hurricane Steve Who Can't Keep It In His Pants" will not make landfall anytime soon.