Francis M.H Lewisburg

I have always enjoyed writing and satire in particular. I believe it's because I think most humans are cynics who enjoy laughing at the idiosyncrasies in our lives. I'm also a business major at Slippery Rock University. I was an orphan. Luckily for me a professor at a prestigious private school saw promise in me. As I was in school I began to think the professors were hiding something from us so I found out what it was. Once they realized I knew what they were hiding they grew scared of me and wouldn't utter my name. The only one who could stop me was a ten-year-old student at the same school. It took him seven years, but now here I am.