I’ve read hundreds of lists of all the foods that I should avoid and it turns out you should avoid basically everything.
Emily Parzybok is a writer and political consultant living in Seattle, Washington. She is currently a candidate for an MFA in creative writing at New York University. Emily has been published in The Satirist and The Syndrome Mag. She has work forthcoming in the Uncertain Girls, Uncertain Times anthology, a collection of inspiration and encouragement for young women.