You have a personality. Other girls don’t. They have no personality. They aren’t funny and they have no hobbies or interests to speak of.
Emily is a writer based in Brooklyn, NY. In addition to Points in Case, her work has appeared in McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna, Little Old Lady Comedy, and Slackjaw. Many people would describe Emily as a "very chill person who definitely doesn't seek external validation," which means a lot to her.