David Swain Dallas

David Swain is a social worker by day and a busser by weekend, which means he’s fluent in both empathy and side-eye. When he’s not wiping tables or saving humanity one case note at a time, he writes satirical sermons about pop culture, bad decisions, and America’s ongoing identity crisis. His hobbies include philosophizing over dirty dishes and making eye contact with people who clearly don’t tip 20%.